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.@hotpockets follow back so we can DM, have an epic idea to make it even better. #HBHF
.@hotpockets we should surprise some of these Fantasy Workers with an impromptu Hot Pocket office feast.
@TaylorPrice49: @KingCrab15 (10)& @StevieJohnson13 (9) 1st #49ers w/9+ catches in gm since @JerryRice & @terrellowens in 99” Coolie & Smoov
Tag me, @skullcandy in a pic of u next to this ad using #PushPlay & win some buds. Creativity & billboard shots a ++ pic.twitter.com/2owdKOcGdt
Let's make it happen @TheEllenShow. Let's get this warrior @Kickinit4Kelly on. #KellyToTheEllenShow
Your Fantasy Work responses are LEGENDARY. Wish I could respond to all. Some had me rolling. Y'all definitely handling business. #HBHF
Big points #HBHF@timmyshake: @StevieJohnson13 teaching our inner city high school youth day in and day out”
13 pts/ day each day you don't skip class #HBHF@JimmyM717: @StevieJohnson13 I didn't skip any classes today, that's gotta be a few points”
Big time pts #HBHF@J4K9FLATLEY: @StevieJohnson13 balancing college, practice, and work five days a week. I gotta be a mid round pick.”
13 points, easy #HBHF@FittedGameMean: @StevieJohnson13 go back to work tomorrow 12 hr shifts 7a-7p I kno that's good for a gang of points”
Looks like @FanSided lost today's matchup but my boy @StevieJ_23 won lol “@MPG61: @FanSided umm, wrong Twitter address.”
13 easy pts. Salute “@GDubb827: @StevieJohnson13 about to hit my 6 yr mark at the treatment facility I work at for juvenile boys!!!”
The champion speaks. Prayers up “@49er_Faithful_: @StevieJohnson13 I am working on the most important job of my life pic.twitter.com/vTnlWbNsE9
Those @hotpockets are damn good “@dbert: @StevieJohnson13 burnt my tongue eating a hot pocket on break, day to day.”
She's my #1 fantasy player “@ELNegroSupremo: @StevieJohnson13 you married essex's sister who i had a crush on in high school.”
Easy 13 pts #HBHF@WJCashmoney: @StevieJohnson13 got an A on my first college quiz. How many points we talking?”
Legendary, 13 pts for sure “@DJMarcotix: @StevieJohnson13 I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything”
yeee...#HBHF@NobellPeace: @StevieJohnson13 MURKED the cashbooks today I put the office on my back”
easy 13 points, another 10 for celebrating “@WillGav: @StevieJohnson13 @katienolan I just sacked my boss, worth an extra point right?”
Flex position player. #HBHF@mlozano9: @StevieJohnson13 I'm a freelancer, does that makes me Special Teams?”
13 pts for the ladysman “@youngGONZO_: @StevieJohnson13 Ripped up tickets, escorted 5 people to their seats & still got some girls numbers.”
Gonna have to shut u down. On the mend “@Pat_Egan: @StevieJohnson13 went down with a nasty paper cut & my return to the office is doubtful”
10 points for claiming it 💨@real_JJJ:@StevieJohnson133 took a long lunch today & farted in the break room. Negative 5 points. Sorry, man :(”
13 pts “@HMack3: @StevieJohnson13 sold product to 3 accounts, signed a 4th and booked 3 expos in October. All about that sports nutrition $”
Signals the Handcuff “@Stephania_ESPN: Hey there @StevieJohnson13. You know I'm always Day-to-Day.”
gonna need you to come in Sat & Sunday “@AndrewKam: @StevieJohnson13 I just messed up on a TPS report. My bad, man. -3 work points.”
Commissioner moves #HBHF@_DaveMelton: @StevieJohnson13 Co-worker did 95 percent of the work on this report. I did 5% & put my name on it”
balling #HBHF@RealChrisCal: @StevieJohnson13 Made killer move calling up to get late fee removed from invoice we never received”
education = 15 pts “@sexualjumanji: @StevieJohnson13 increased classroom productivity by 5% today outputting at a steady 75% now”
putting u on my bench “@jaffryan: @StevieJohnson13 hey i broke the copier and got my manager's lunch order wrong. -15 points. sorry dude.”
sleeper pick, earned 10 pts/ diaper 💩 @RedGoldFaithfull:@StevieJohnson133 Does changing diapers count? I have already changed 5.”
Earned 5bill points/ minute. Keep fighting “@dcap22803: @StevieJohnson13 working hard to beat the brain tumor. It can't it won't defeat me”
Yess! Need those points. Be smooth SW “@ShaunWyman: @StevieJohnson13 Booked 3 guests today. Each one work 5 points for you. BOOM.”
I drafted many of you to my fantasy work team so make sure to grab me some points today at your workplace. Don't let me down.
The #49erFaithful was so based last night I'm giving away a custom SF powerstation. RT & follow @mophie to win. pic.twitter.com/6YwOEjbnui
#TDsForTVs winner “@JHawkins95: @StevieJohnson13 @VIZIO Thanks for the Great TV! Can't wait to put it up on the wall in my living room.”
.@EWood70 I kid, I kid. Be well my guy
Goodnight everyone. Appreciate your tweets. Be smooth out there & cool to each other #HBHF
Money on my mind money on my conscience “@SirBillington: @StevieJohnson13 I'm all about my Bills, I'm on my Stevie Johnson!”
Been in a car accident while wrestling a bear, great white shark and a lion? “@KDOA79: @StevieJohnson13 What does getting hit feel like?”
You got tickets for me? “@mikenewWin: @StevieJohnson13 Are you going to attend any Warriors games this season? #DubNation
Same reasons why you are “@CreasePaul: @StevieJohnson13 why are you so awesome?”
Do I really have to tackle some1 on STs? “@mwhelchel7: @StevieJohnson13 what did you think the first time you stepped on the NFL field?”
Whatever is hitting my @skullcandy headphones “@iRobert_GrossJr: What @StevieJohnson13 listen to B4 each game to get motivated??”
There's a football orbiting the moon as we speak “@NinerGnome: @StevieJohnson13 how far can Kap throw?”
#GoCats #BBN@BallSoHardUK8: @StevieJohnson13 no reply necessary, just wanted to thank you for your time in Lexington!”