Tough times for Messi as he won't have Xavi and Iniesta to help him when he drops the soap in jail.
DAD, What is TAX ?
Don't know son, We are Messi fans
Psychology says, being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones.
Late night. Work. Tea. Music.
I don't just sing in the shower... I perform.
CHELSEA TICKETS ARE OUT!!!! @StevenRaul10
Abraham Lincoln, Walt Disney, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Henry Ford, Thomas Edison & Steve Jobs all had no college degree.
If you don't love/watch sports, you probably don't belong in my life.
Retweet if you feel like you're always sore!
Being a student athlete is so much better than just being a student.
You can know the temperature by counting the number of cricket chirps in 14 seconds & adding 40.
i even procrastinate things i actually want to do
Can't sleep at night, can't get up in the morning.
Cigarettes are by far the BIGGEST turn-off.
Mourinho: "I damaged Spanish football by being the manager that broke Barcelona's dominance."
You don't win 2nd place, you lose 1st place.
: I have a smart phone with a dumbass battery."
Johnny Depp turns 50 years old today.
My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.
Friend: "Hey you're blocking the view!"
Me: "B*tch, I am the view."
I liked a @YouTube
Taylor Swift - Everything Has Changed ft. Ed Sheeran
I liked a @YouTube
Wiz Khalifa - We Own It ft. 2 Chainz (Fast & Furious)
Cheating on a good girl with a hoe is like choosing trash over treasure.
My life: Wake up, survive, sleep.
my car heard it because i was so loud, now its Optimus Prime. (@YouTube youtu.be/46tS09yBc9I?a
my laptop just turned into Transfomers of its own kind. (@YouTube youtu.be/f71DWpgO9uw?a
Stay positive, good things will happen.
Jose Mourinho: "I called Sir Alex to tell him I was coming back to England. The next day, he retired."
Here's to the athletes who are working to turn their dreams into reality.
Honey is the only food that will not rot. A jar of honey may remain edible for over 3000 years.
There are 12 months in a year, 365 days in 12 months, but only 24 hours in a day. Except on Monday. That mother fucker has at least 30.
Breathe, it's just a bad day.. not a bad life.
JOSE MOURINHO IS BACK! LET'S DO THIS! NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW HAPPY I AM!
Jose Mourinho: "I'm now ready to stay at a club for a long time." #CFC
Jose Mourinho to Chelsea fans: "I belong to them and they belong to me" #CFC
Chelsea confirm that Jose Mourinho will return to Stamford Bridge on a four-year deal: bit.ly/cfc-mourinho
José Mourinho is #allin
! RT to welcome him back to The Blues! pic.twitter.com/eGJjpqsFCg
"The only difference between 2004 and now is I have white hair" - Jose Mourinho
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
If the people in horror movies would just listen to me, they would still be alive!
Once you get attached, it's hard to forget.
and marc(whosesociallydeficient) we walked out of a restaurant again! First was Pho. Now its han gang
we have officially become the biggest douches on the planet. >:D
Sweat is what happens when your fat is crying.