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Steve Martin
Can you see the hidden mic?
Marty and I are playing the University of Rhode Island tonight!
On @jimmyfallon tonight with @ediebrickell. I'll be playing a funky sounding baritone banjo.
What am I to make of this?
Nobody knows how to spell "banjo" anymore.
Usually Amazon packaging is great.
I'm not scared. Why would I be scared? I'm not scared.
Oh, I'm so scared. So very, very scared. I'm not scared.
Here's Marty and me blocking the view. Harris show opens today at @hammer_museum!
Thank you, National Gallery of Canada, Ottawa, for this iconic Lawren Harris for current show at @hammer_museum.
Thank you AGO and Thomson Collection for lending the US this magnificent Harris work. @hammer_museum. Opens Sunday!
Thank you, University of Toronto, for lending the US Harris's wonderful Isolation Peak.
Thank you, Imperial Oil, for lending the US your monumental Harris painting. @hammer_museum
Thank you, Vancouver, for lending the US this serenest of Lawren Harris paintings. @hammer_museum
@SteveMartinToGo Only if you can explain this Polish poster for Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
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Can someone explain this image on the cover of the Polish edition of my book The Pleasure of my Company?
Thank you, McMichael Canadian Art Collection, for lending the US this "chilling" masterpiece by Lawren Harris.
Thank you, Saskatoon, for lending America your wonderful Harris painting, "Mountains Near Jasper."
Thank you, Hamilton, Ontario, for the loan of this wonderful Harris, "The Ice House."
The luxurious Lawren Harris show being installed at L.A.'s Hammer Museum is nipping at the heels of opening day.
Thank you Canada, for lending these 32 powerful Lawren Harris works to the US. We are walking on air at the Hammer.
First major photo of lunar eclipse from my Hubble phone.
Lunar eclipse fantastic!

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