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Steve Carell
actor hollywood comedy 3,286,961 followers
Pinocchio's Pizza in Cambridge hasn't changed since I was a kid. Still fantastic.
I binge watched my children today. Best show ever.
Bennett Miller wins best director at Cannes. I am ecstatic!!
I need a couple more months to work on my Royal Baby joke.
Sometimes I am reminiscent of a young Steve Carell.
Steve Martin makes me laugh harder than anyone.
If you tell a loved one to take a "Chill Pill", it will have the opposite effect. Also, "Chill Pills" are not yet FDA approved.
Harold Ramis. Funny, gracious, kind hearted. A joy to have known you.
So far this year I have had Olympic Fever, World Series Strep Throat, and Superbowl Diarrhea.
It is a bad sign when you forget what show you're watching during the commercial.
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My TV just told me that "Everything is better in a Perfect Bacon Bowl". I had no idea.
Every six years I purchase a can of Underwood Deviled Ham thinking that it will be something other than what it is.
"Here's my beard. Ain't it weird? Don't be sceered. Just a beard."-George Carlin
Thinking of my dad, Edwin, and all veterans today.
Last night, my son explained to me that "Pumpernickel" loosely translated, means "Devil's Fart". He is, in fact, correct.
I wish that I had a better attention.
Why did I just spend an hour on Amazon looking at sweatpants? I don't need/want a pair of sweatpants.
I love that new reality show where everyone argues with one another.
I love that new TV show about the really attractive cops/witches/vampires/firefighters/forensic investigators.
I'm glad that the unauthorized use of NFL broadcasts is "strictly prohibited"; if it were just "prohibited" all hell would break loose.
Still working on Royal Baby joke. May end up being a Royal Infant, or Royal Toddler joke.