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Stephen Colbert
Support @MontclairFF by seeing me destroy J.J. Abrams in a nerd-off on 11/21! #ColbertAbrams
Only 14 shows in, but my favorite moment so far, with Malala the Magnificent! #62milliongirls #malalafund #MAGIC!
In school I learned to pretend I read Moby Dick. #62milliongirls don't have that chance.
Ever since @Raury appeared on my show, people have been asking: Who?
Do you have too much money? That's where my personal lifestyle brand comes in. #LSSC
"Siri, put Apple CEO Tim Cook on my calendar for Tuesday, Sept. 15. Oh, and come up with some questions to ask him."
Enter this raffle and I might ask @JebBush your question on #LSSC! Have your voice heard, in the form of my voice.
Thanks to @TIME I can also reveal: I was Death in Bergman’s 7th Seal. #ChessAnyone? #ISwearItsAComedyShow #LSSC
Thanks to @TIME I can finally reveal: I am the face on Mars. #ISwearItsAComedyShow #LSSC
Full disclosure: in the rest of this @TIME cover photo I’m doing naked tai-chi. #ISwearItsAComedyShow #LSSC
This week in @TIME, my comedy formula: joyless gaze + bloodless lips + dead eyes =laughs! #ISwearItsAComedyShow #LSSC
I think the full name of the magazine is “The Ravages Of Time.” #ISwearItsAComedyShow #LSSC
You can’t see it from my @TIME cover photo, but I’m laughing from the neck down. #ISwearItsAComedyShow #LSSC
Platon is a great photographer. An honor to work with this artist, and #ISwearItsAComedyShow.
Norwegian PM @erna_solberg is supporting girls' education and has replaced Thor as my favorite Norwegian!
Check me out on the cover of @GQMagazine! Unless you have an allergic reaction to houndstooth.
Morning balloon frenzy with friends! #LSSC
Hanging out with 600 friends in Union Square this morning! Thanks for braving the heat! #LSSC

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