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Stephen Colbert
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Last night's show, my best yet.
TONIGHT: @marymazzio and Oscar Vazquez from the new documentary, "Underwater Dreams." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
Last night's show, my best yet.
The Colbert Bump becomes the Lepucki Lift! Get "Sweetness #9" by Stephan Eirik Clark! #CutDownTheAmazon…
Great news!!!!! My good friend P.K. Winsome just sold me an extra hundred characters for this tweet for the extremely low, low price of only
TONIGHT: Russian-American Journalist and Senior Editor at The New Republic, @juliaioffe. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
Can't believe it's already Stage 16 of this year's Tour de France and there still hasn't been a single goal scored.
Last night's show, my best yet.
It's @NancyPelosi's second appearance on my show in 8 years. At this rate she's never going to get that free sub.
TONIGHT: House Minority Leader, @NancyPelosi. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
Check out 2776, a star-packed album benefiting OneKid OneWorld. I hope it's a charity & not just a very selfish child
Scientists engineered a worm that can't get drunk. Sorry, tequila, you lose this round!
Last night's show, my best yet.
Are animals intelligent? Sure! I let my monkey type my tweets and he does a great (PLEASE HELP ME ESCAPE) job!
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.* *Foreigners need not apply.
I saved @ConanOBrien's Masturbating Bear! Now to celebrate with my trademark string dance!
Jon Stewart challenging me to a Star Wars Trivia contest? That's like bringing a Serraknife to a Slugthrower fight!
TONIGHT: Animal rights lawyer Steven Wise fights for legal personhood for chimps. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
The KKK in South Carolina handed out candy to recruit new members. I'm guessing white chocolate.
Last night's show, my best yet.
Mayor @BilldeBlasio must address the homeless problem in my office building. Who are they & why are they always asking for college credit?
Rick Perry's new glasses really complete his "man pretending to be Superman pretending to be Clark Kent" look.
Captain America has been turned into an old man? No!!! Now his superpower is distrusting the cleaning lady.
The Apollo 11 moon landing was not faked. However, this video of me talking about it was.