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.@jamieoliver's new cookbook is "Comfort Food." It's tough to digest but if you braise it for long enough, the pages just fall off the spine
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Happy #NationalCoffeeDay! I plan on celebrating by lying in my bed at 2am regretting all those cappuccinos.
TONIGHT: Celebrity chef @jamieoliver's newest cookbook is, "Comfort Food." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
Last night's show, my best yet. on.cc.com/1rk4Wzv
Watch tonight for my hour-long special! *NOTE*- for the second half I will be played by comedian Chris Hardwick.
TONIGHT: Author of "The Marshmallow Test: Mastering Self-Control," Walter Mischel. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
Last night's show was Cosby, but it could have been Cosbier. Check out the extended interview: on.cc.com/1vk8qjT
Last night's show, my best yet. on.cc.com/1ys8L9O
See Eric Schmidt & Jonathan Rosenberg’s book at howgoogleworks.net & share it with all of your friend on Google+! pic.twitter.com/3BuRpGpQJU
TONIGHT: @BillCosby, legendary stand up comedian. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
Last night's show, my best yet. on.cc.com/1soXUuE
Check out @JeffTweedy's new album, Sukierae! I give it as many stars as will fit on Twitter: ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
TONIGHT: Author of "This Changes Everything: Capitalism vs. The Climate," @NaomiAKlein. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
"I like those tweets that end 'said no one ever'", said no one ever.
Last night's show, my best yet. on.cc.com/Y1hkb2
Why can't you hear a psychoanalyst use the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent, and also, the voices in my head won't shut up.
TONIGHT: @JeffTweedy performs "Low Key" from his new album, "Sukierae." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
A new app called Checky helps you use your phone less. It's like that alcoholism treatment called "Tequila." on.cc.com/1DmWPWN
We stare at our phones, downloading every terabyte of info in the world. The only price we pay is missing the world around us. #deep
Tonight: @TerryGilliam talks about his new film "The Zero Theorem." But if you watch the movie in Kelvin, it's "The 255.372 Theorem."
TONIGHT: Director of the new film, "The Zero Theorem," @TerryGilliam. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
Forensic analysis has determined what killed Richard III. In the performance I saw, it was overacting.
Last night's show, my best yet. on.cc.com/1remLPF
Prince Hawkcat will return in The Avengers 2! Look for him in the scene where a security guard throws Prince Hawkcat off set.
TONIGHT: Viggo Mortensen stars in the new film, "The Two Faces of January." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
Last night's show, my best yet. on.cc.com/1u0EHzb
Olive Garden reminds me of my Grandma. "Eat-a more-a you spaghett!" she'd say. She wasn't Italian, she just loved racial stereotypes.
TONIGHT: @UTTband, the tween heavy metal group, "Unlocking the Truth." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
Last night's show, my best yet. on.cc.com/1AR2cJS
TONIGHT: The star and creator of "The Mindy Project," @mindykaling. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
At benefit for Hole in the Wall Gang Camp with small but dangerous Pirates! @holewallcamp holeinthewallgang.org pic.twitter.com/llDbaLiL7d
A new study says getting high on shrooms helps you quit smoking. No word on what helps you quit the shrooms.
I don't want to brag, but I'm really good at convincing people I don't want to brag.
Last night's show, my best yet. on.cc.com/1qJj045
Obama brought back the Iraq War AND Gilmore Girls is coming to Netflix!?! It's a #ThrowBackThursday miracle!
TONIGHT: Lonn Taylor discusses his new book, "The Star-Spangled Banner: The Making of an American Icon." @ComedyCentral 11:30/10:30c
Last night's show, my best yet. on.cc.com/1tATBbv
Kissinger Tonight: World Messy. Countries Angry. Otto von Bismarck 4eva!
Kissinger Sez: A contemporary world order might best be modeled on the 1648 Peace of Westphalia #ThrowbackThursday
U see Bachelor in Paradise? Haven't seen that kind of backstabbing since the Austro-Spanish Hapsburg Dynasty #CardinalRichelieu #checkyoself
If I become Dalai Lama, expect lots of changes to Buddhism. First and foremost, more jesus.
Obama will not commit boots on the ground in Syria. I agree, the desert calls for more of a strappy sandal.
TONIGHT: Former Secretary of State whose new book is "World Order," Dr. Henry Kissinger. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
Last night's show, my best yet. on.cc.com/1osm3co
I hear the Apple Watch can tell precisely how many seconds it's been since your last meaningful interaction with a real human!
TONIGHT: Actor and author of the children's book, "Nightmares," Jason Segel. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.