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.@jamieoliver's new cookbook is "Comfort Food." It's tough to digest but if you braise it for long enough, the pages just fall off the spine
Happy #NationalCoffeeDay! I plan on celebrating by lying in my bed at 2am regretting all those cappuccinos.
TONIGHT: Celebrity chef @jamieoliver's newest cookbook is, "Comfort Food." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
Last night's show, my best yet.
Watch tonight for my hour-long special! *NOTE*- for the second half I will be played by comedian Chris Hardwick.
TONIGHT: Author of "The Marshmallow Test: Mastering Self-Control," Walter Mischel. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
Last night's show was Cosby, but it could have been Cosbier. Check out the extended interview:
Last night's show, my best yet.
See Eric Schmidt & Jonathan Rosenberg’s book at & share it with all of your friend on Google+!
TONIGHT: @BillCosby, legendary stand up comedian. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
Last night's show, my best yet.
Check out @JeffTweedy's new album, Sukierae! I give it as many stars as will fit on Twitter: ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
TONIGHT: Author of "This Changes Everything: Capitalism vs. The Climate," @NaomiAKlein. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
"I like those tweets that end 'said no one ever'", said no one ever.
Last night's show, my best yet.
Why can't you hear a psychoanalyst use the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent, and also, the voices in my head won't shut up.
TONIGHT: @JeffTweedy performs "Low Key" from his new album, "Sukierae." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
A new app called Checky helps you use your phone less. It's like that alcoholism treatment called "Tequila."
We stare at our phones, downloading every terabyte of info in the world. The only price we pay is missing the world around us. #deep
Tonight: @TerryGilliam talks about his new film "The Zero Theorem." But if you watch the movie in Kelvin, it's "The 255.372 Theorem."
TONIGHT: Director of the new film, "The Zero Theorem," @TerryGilliam. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
Forensic analysis has determined what killed Richard III. In the performance I saw, it was overacting.
Last night's show, my best yet.
Prince Hawkcat will return in The Avengers 2! Look for him in the scene where a security guard throws Prince Hawkcat off set.
TONIGHT: Viggo Mortensen stars in the new film, "The Two Faces of January." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
Last night's show, my best yet.
Olive Garden reminds me of my Grandma. "Eat-a more-a you spaghett!" she'd say. She wasn't Italian, she just loved racial stereotypes.
TONIGHT: @UTTband, the tween heavy metal group, "Unlocking the Truth." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
Last night's show, my best yet.
TONIGHT: The star and creator of "The Mindy Project," @mindykaling. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
At benefit for Hole in the Wall Gang Camp with small but dangerous Pirates! @holewallcamp
A new study says getting high on shrooms helps you quit smoking. No word on what helps you quit the shrooms.
I don't want to brag, but I'm really good at convincing people I don't want to brag.
Last night's show, my best yet.
Obama brought back the Iraq War AND Gilmore Girls is coming to Netflix!?! It's a #ThrowBackThursday miracle!
TONIGHT: Lonn Taylor discusses his new book, "The Star-Spangled Banner: The Making of an American Icon." @ComedyCentral 11:30/10:30c
Last night's show, my best yet.
Kissinger Tonight: World Messy. Countries Angry. Otto von Bismarck 4eva!
Kissinger Sez: A contemporary world order might best be modeled on the 1648 Peace of Westphalia #ThrowbackThursday
U see Bachelor in Paradise? Haven't seen that kind of backstabbing since the Austro-Spanish Hapsburg Dynasty #CardinalRichelieu #checkyoself
If I become Dalai Lama, expect lots of changes to Buddhism. First and foremost, more jesus.
Obama will not commit boots on the ground in Syria. I agree, the desert calls for more of a strappy sandal.
TONIGHT: Former Secretary of State whose new book is "World Order," Dr. Henry Kissinger. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
Last night's show, my best yet.
I hear the Apple Watch can tell precisely how many seconds it's been since your last meaningful interaction with a real human!
TONIGHT: Actor and author of the children's book, "Nightmares," Jason Segel. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.