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I knocked that shit over, that really wasn't even a question
My neighbors had an ugly ass baby and gave it an ugly ass name, would it be rude if i knocked over the little stork that has its name on it
My life is harder than the seats in this Range Rover. :(
#kms 
#TransformationTuesday #StillTheSameThough
Lol I can't with these people
Like don't take the test if you don't fucking know anything
You had 4 hours to do your ap psych test but you still didn't finish, at least you looked cute in your yoga pants and heels!
Like I'm black and I'm pretty sure I know more about getting spray tans than you do
#kys $5 orange spray tan + tight striped blue dress - ass + grey jacket + black heels + prom hairdo - friends = perfect school outfit
Lol crying when your instagram is literally 100% selfies and some of them are uploaded 3 times or more. *cough* Texas96
Well other than not opening my bookbag all day and eating 3 sandwiches, I'd say my first unmedicated day of school in over a month went well
I think it's really cute when people pretend their opinions aren't worthless
4th graders in their Lilly dresses hardcore judging me at this chorus concert but only one of us is leaving in the S600 so keep talking shit
Practicing 4 tonight at da club.
pic.twitter.com/XBeCFH9s5C 
Hot and dangerous. #JortsDay @ianbuckjames
I think I'm gonna pop lock and drop right out of third block and twerk my way over to chick fil a in these booty jorts
Got my jorts covered up with real shorts atm because it's way too early in the morning for people to be orgasming and whatnot
#tbt but also a view into the near future at the same time. @baileywise
I finna twerk so hard in my booty jorts tomorrow.
Advice for jorts day:
1. There is no such thing as too short.
2. Or too tight.
3. And your jorts can ALWAYS be rolled up higher. Always.
Well today when my parents ask how school was, I can say ten people got arrested and someone peed in the hallway.
We're all pawns in Amanda Bynes' game. We're giving her all the attention she wants.
And If you desire to wear pants at my funeral pls let them be of the see thru yoga variety, or you can come naked if you want.
Also I want strippers to dance at the ends of the pews and twerk on my casket , and on top of the hearse too.
I would get stuck in a class with 4 theater kids sitting in front of me.
#kms I didn't know walking home would include getting lost, hit by a car, or chased by a dog but I mean, its whatever. Happens all the time.
Maren it's okay. We all feel this way at times. @thebetterdeal
Lol people kill me with this whole "love your body the way it is" shit. If you're fat, you're fat.
#DealWithIt I swear to fucking god if this little cunt knocks over my lego tower one more time.
#ChurchNurseryWorkerProbs [7th grade boy voice]
google "blue waffle"
GIRL, IS YOUR PROM DRESS A CONDOM? BECAUSE IT'S STAINED YELLOW WITH SEMEN AND BELONGS IN THE GARBAGE.
#SeductiveSaturday
Vine sounds terrible. I hate seeing pictures of you people, why would I want to see videos.
not interested dot com forward slash you
Sexiest skirt I've ever seen. When is it my turn to know things about fashion.
pic.twitter.com/tSQMqdtMye How funny would it be if the Myers Park Crushes page turned out to be Robby Woodard
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@MPHS_Crushes: "Rachel Krizek can snort her lines of crack off of my naked body, goddamn gurl you a 10"
@rachel_krizek 87 on that AP Bio test tho
Talking in a high pitch voice and playing with your hair 24/7 makes you super cute. Too cute to get asked to prom or ever have a boyfriend.
@Stefan_PB and I don't mess with 2 faced people.
#bye #ThingsThatDisappointMe
When people say "lol dying" and don't actually die
If you're gonna wear skirts every fucking day you should try sitting without opening your legs wide enough to give birth
#YoureWelcome Seeing that you're a stupid and immature piece of shit, I'm not even remotely surprised that you still believe I'm your friend.
Lol why the fuck would i tag you in a picture that I'm clearly using to insult you.
#AskADumberQuestionPlease Looks like it's that time of year where all the sophomores bring in their pasta bridges that aren't as good as mine was.