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Stefan, PhD
Looking at this makes me feel so free pic.twitter.com/eCxnBLiSeE
Okay so we have mail order Asian and Russian brides, but what about mail order rich white men? That's what everyone with common sense wants.
Okay please stop. Y'all are ugly.
I forgot i was in the middle of dismantling a computer. I am going back to that now.
Snapchat me (stefan_pb) and I will send you ELITE NEVER BEFORE SEEN pictures of my left ankle, shot by Mario Testino and Steven Meisel.
You gotta ASSERT your authority and make sure bitches know better than to try u πŸ’‹ πŸ’„
"@lawrencekostiw: @TEENBITCH666 it's true king Stefan πŸ‘‘" Bitches better recognize.
@TEENBITCH666 thirsty for favs πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦
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FAV THIS FOR A CHANCE TO HAVE ME SLIDE INTO YOUR DM'S. SLIDE ALL THW WAY IN. FULL INSERTION πŸ’¦ πŸ’¦ πŸ’¦ πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ†
I faved this three times, not taking any chances!!!!!!!!! πŸš«πŸ™…πŸš«πŸ™…
This #UGLY boy will haunt you in your dreams if you don't fav this. Also you will become #UGLY like him. pic.twitter.com/h10ErMZrZb
Okay so America is making progress on the whole gay marriage thing but what about lesbian marriage? Who's gonna stand up for them? #feminism
When ur parents still talkin 2 u but u already BEEN SLEEP 4 like twenty minutes smh #teen #relatable #justgirlythings pic.twitter.com/cUtQhpdxNJ
Top: a three month old zebra Bottom: a three year old zebra God's creation is beautiful pic.twitter.com/dTvJpYpzzC
I speak English and spinach
Rap remixed country songs need to cease and desist immediately
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If this couple doesn't stop subtweeting each other I swear to god
Whales suck and are terrible
Eggplants πŸ† > spawn of Satan > don't actually exist > rich in Vitamin A
If BLUE GOD, phd favorites my tweet I know that it is good content.
if stefan fave my shit i no it good
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My spirit animal is probably dead
Oranges 🍊 > orange > bumpy > spherical > partially responsible for the spread of communism
Apples 🍎 > usually Red > smooth > spherical with flat or semi-flat bottom
I hope I die soon so I never have to deal with adult responsibilities.
Sure, the popcorn may taste good. But does it complement the thematic styles presented in the film?
If you don't have at least an intermediate knowledge of memes, you are going to embarrass yourself inevitably.
[cacophony of clucking noises]
Who would you rather have dinner with, the president of the United States or Kermit the Frog (pre-meme)?
I am tired of fake Sesame Street fans
Cool you took a pic in front of Cartier, at least your broke ass knew better than to go inside.
Someone give Taylor Swift $90 not to sing anymore
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You eat ass but you won't eat the end of the bread pic.twitter.com/dm2GZC1fgm
Oh my god I was in DC today and I didn't even tell Barack happy birthday. I'm a terrible friend.
4 favorites and 2 retweets isn't gonna pay the rent
I don't speak French, but I have seen a few scenes of the candlestick speaking in Beauty and the Beast.
I'm just here to make a positive impact on the youth of America
The people who say drugs are cool are the same people who get a B on a school project and are okay with that.
They sent a white Town Car instead of a black one and my dad sent it back.