Me - whats 4 breakfast
Mom - pic.twitter.com/1TlpywJ4VI
You could say it's one of my... many talents
I type properly when I'm drunk it just takes a lot of time and concentration
Oh wow.... Oh wow... Oh wow
check your snapchay you asshoel
Hmm, something's not right here pic.twitter.com/WcNu6miAPg
I've also never heard the gangnam style song
I've never listened to Drake or Kanye West
It's just the single, not the new album. But it's really good.
because our next president follows me on Twitter pic.twitter.com/4h0zJQVV44
tbh I don't think there's anything wrong w this
Like, I literally just read your tweet.
Literally no one I know irl would think there's anything wrong with this. Twitter is so different.
My pussy good 😊
Pussy sweeet 🍭
Pussy good enough to eat 😋
Beyonce Newton was classic, who the fuck hacked her.
Where is stefan? He needs to show me how to do a death drop
i aint know they had gay frats
tell them you're running for president
> I'm an aerospace engineer
>> Nice. I'm a trust fund baby.
I'm interacting with people who have PhDs and I'm just like "haha,,, cool"
We found some sangria. People are talking to us now
We're in the corner talking about everyone
Me and this one lady are dressed way better than everyone else and she just came up to me and said "so, um where's the vodka". God is real.
An almost hot guy just showed up
I'm being awkward and telling people about when I was addicted to salt at 5 years old
This is actually a party, not a dinner.
are you at least at a place with good ranch dressing?
I don't even have time to pre-drink
consider it a fundraiser for your campaign
Shoot me in the fucking face
I'm once again being forced by my parents to attend a dinner with people I fucking hate.
Driving a VW and drinking something other than Starbucks doesn't make you fucking special
this will be the first election that I can vote in and im voting for you #Stefan2016