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Starla.
I need about 50 pizzas sent to my house
"He wasn't allowed to electrocute himself." - Emily, Pennsylvania pic.twitter.com/IoG2LII5Hr
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These jokes were made by kids, I'm actually laughing 😂�pic.twitter.com/PkLkCSTJGKGK
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Is it possible to wake up and immediately need a nap?
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ellen you put this fucking tweet on your show you son of a bitch
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today I am going to stay in the bed all day and nobody will say shit to me because it's what I want to do
I need some ihop in my life
*calls my parent's house and asks to speak to the dog*
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Fact: you will never run out of mustard but there's never ketchup when you need it.
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constantly telling myself not to stress out is stressing me out
(949): I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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It's only 7 and today already fucking blows
dudes put ur fucking dicks away unless it's specifically asked for. sick of seeing dicks everywhere
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(919): we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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Alex's grandma understands my cat obsession 👍�pic.twitter.com/VsHzpVfywOwO
😒😒😒😒
except maybe next time Alex will give me more than a 5 minute heads up that people are coming so Im not rushed cleaning & putting on clothes
living on base means my house will be full of men in uniforms everyday for at least an hour
(419): I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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"I am a galaxy not just a star and I'm sorry you could not see that"
srry i didn't get a chance to watch ur slutchat story today
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never date a boy that doesn't look at your sassiness as a blessing
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the babies have been so sweet today 💕pic.twitter.com/fWaIphDcwjj
(518): currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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the babies have decided that the love-seat is theirs pic.twitter.com/BoDKRDDTvQ
hey if anyone wants to get Alex and I something for our new place, feel free to send a nice coffee pot/Keurig
If nobody hates you then you're doing something wrong
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my whole life is coming together right now and i'm so so happy
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Sorry I hung up on you, I didn't mean to answer the call.
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how do I manage to always lose my socks
(603): He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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Our house is still kinda empty so the rooms echo and it's weird
Alex and I got a king sized mattress and it's the greatest thing
i will beat you with your selfie stick
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she died doing what she loved - eating a cake while driving
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