I did not steal your cats. Go ahead and neko atSUE me for all I care
me at a super bowl party
SPREAD THIS 😱�wy
I don't think they were too happy about me being pregnant and not being able to tuck my shirt in though
I got the job at Cracker Barrel!
technically true but not a great slogan
I'm on IG and I'm like how the hell to everyone look so cute today?? It's Sunday I don't understand how do y'all have that energy??
I have Oliver's smash cake and pictures booked and it is the biggest weight off of my shoulders
Does anyone want two cats???
I LOVE WHEN MY CATS SHIT ON THE FLOOR AND SCRATCH ON THE WALLS AND WAKE UP OLIVER AT 6 IN THE MORNING!!!!! 🙃👍🏻😁
When you're having a serious conversation with someone and they give you maybe 38% of their attention. :)
You guys know what my favorite thing is?
I'm stressing out over Oliver's birthday so hard that I feel sick 😩
This made my day 😂�jP
why are girls asking for a giant teddy bear for valentines day when this exists
*pours scorching hot coffee into both of my eyes* ah yes, i am awake :) a good morning to all
Nigga none of us do
We went to the farmers market today and it was so nice!!
Cracker Barrel hasn't called me back yet about the job and I'm too shy to call them so yay :)
Hello when am I going to stop comparing myself to people who don't matter anymore like c'mon
Me: Bernie come over
Bernie: I can't I'm at a debate
Me: I'm being overcharged for a college education
its fridays!!! b sure 2 stretch b4 u party lol woof
CAN YOU PLEASE NOT SHINE YOUR BRIGHT ASS HEADLIGHTS AT MY HOUSE PLEASE
oh my GOD THE IRONY
stay woke this election
I really hope that whole "rape meetup" thing is actually canceled and it's not a trick
I lovE THE FRONT BOTTOMS SO MUCH
Daryush V the raper of women has his address revealed.
when your only eyebrow brush rolls under the refrigerator :-) (yes I'm doing my makeup in the kitchen, the lighting is better)
why are you so needy
"Pro-Rape" meetings canceled because the men didn't feel safe. I doubt there will be anything else as painfully ironic as that in 2016.
All I need is just one good night/morning of sleep
an accurate description of me
Wait, I'm an adult. Hell ya I'm having ice cream for dinner
Is it okay to have ice cream for dinner
Oliver is teething so bad and has an ear infection and he can't get comfy enough to sleep and I feel so bad :(
"When I'm having a bad day I just look at my number and realize how much worse it could be." #NeverForget #holocaust
ayyyyyyyy pizza rolls
We don't need feminism!! It's just 2016 and there's legalize rape rallies going on!! Nbd!!
Interviewer: Any experience with customers?
Me: I hate them
Him: Why did you tell me that?
Me: To prove I have experience with customers
Oliver has an ear infection and won't nap
Morning sickness is killing me
I just want to sleep
this is so awful. everyone stay safe
me? overreacting? probably
Calling an uber to drive me off a cliff