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Starla.
I have fucked up my bangs so badly oh my goodness ๐Ÿ˜ถ
*on the phone* ok so the invitation says '+1', does my cat count or yes i know it's a wedding. he has a tux, we're not savages
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sorry I referred to your second marriage as "the remix edition"
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doctor: your test results are in. u may want to sit down for this me [looking at my phone]: uh huh keep going im listening
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when life gives you lemons, complain about it non-stop until someone else deals with it
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just another great day at GC when you find out your cook is late and that you have to stay later than you're supposed to ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
I luuuvvvvv when I find out last minute that I won't have a babysitter!! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„
The Devil and God are raging inside me.
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In need of a foot rub
every time i delete someone's number i unawarely utter "bitch bye" out loud
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(773): I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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I order venti size coffees but I have trenta sized dreams.
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I don't need you. All I need is animals and spaghetti.
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When I fly solo, I fly so high.
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Boys like you are a dime a dozen.
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it's so windy outside that our door just flew open
can anyone request a nice deep red lipstick? I need one to match my pale ass skin and red hair
Wtf is wrong w/ males thinking it's funny 2 slap a girls ass in a public place when u don't even know them?!Like assault isn't fucking funny
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not really in the mood for life today
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my feet are so sore
'cause I feel like I'm the worst so I always act like I'm the best
Everybody wants to feel like they're the only one in the world.
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little butt is two months old today ๐Ÿ’•pic.twitter.com/8Znweln2C33
I like people too much or not at all. I've got to go down deep, to fall into people, to really know them.
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I need to sleep like 30 hours
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Also how are all these flawless ass girls even real
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lunch ft. latte art โ˜•๏ธ @ Ground Control instagram.com/p/1wBcyTMRBf/
my cats say bless you every time I sneeze ๐Ÿ’•
person: "so how've you been?" me: *throws myself out a window* "oh i've been good"
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turtleneck so high can't see my haters
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I got paid today and I'm spending my entire paycheck on Baja blast
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iPhone, stop pretending you don't know the word 'fuck'
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please don't make me a server please don't make me a server please don't make me a server please don't make me a server
baby: d-d-d mom: daddy? baby: d-d- baby: d-d-d-dj khaled
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just invented a shot called "The Monday." it's one part clam juice and two parts bong water
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Don't paint me black when I used to be golden.
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Please keep retweeting this so we can get these horrible collars banned!! pic.twitter.com/vAxQzPQ2Hq
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