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Can someone bring me a chocolate chip waffle from Waffle House
We live In An amazing World
I have a very bitchy attitude today I am sorry
The fact that you can't live in certain places if you have dogs is FUCKED UP
This is the best thing I've ever downloaded!!!!!!!
HILLARY: how does bernie have more of the younger vote than me? it doesn't make sense. im hip!
BERNIE: why do the teens call me daddy
STOP SEATING YOURSELF!! I AM THE HOSTESS. U WAIT FOR ME!!!!
You people are fucking TRYING me twitter.com/commonblackgir…
Steve-o and kat Von D are the most under appreciated couple
CAT: Then he started pointing this laser light on the floor
CAT THERAPIST: OMG what did you do?
CAT: *in tears* I went fuckin nuts
so *rests chin on hand* tell me every single reason why im cute and why u like me
So I guess I'm job hunting again
I can't even surprise Alex with stuff bc I hardly make $70 a paycheck so I have to be like hey babe can I have ur card so I can buy u this
And working 1-2 nights a week really isn't doing that. I love working with my friends but I also love money and not stressin
I'm not asking to necessarily be rich, I'm just asking that I don't have to check my bank account every few hours to see if I can last
AND IM TAKING ALL YOUR MEMORIES OFF THE SHELF AND I DONT NEED YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE
What's even more funny is we didn't even force this
It's Time 🖊D
Why be the only one reaching out to people when they can easily reach out as well if they really wanted to talk
It slightly frustrates me when someone says "you need to get in touch with so and so" like umm they haven't talked to me either??
This is you. You just described you. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
Oliver turns 1 next month and I'm stressin hard over his party
i need to clean my room but whats the point we all die anyway
I love to play the "I don't remember" card too when I get called out on shit
Not highlight Just grease and tears thank you though
I don't know why I even try to have coffee unless it's iced. By the time I'm done dealing with Oliver it's already cold
what's more sensitive ?? my feelings or my skin ??
They weren't kidding when they said every pregnancy is different. This one is kicking my ass #helpme
I hate that people like me and want me to do things with them
cop: ur eyes are dilated are u high
me: officer ur pupils dilate by 45% wen u see someone u love
me: *leans in for a kiss*
cop: i stopped u for texting while driving
me: no i was tweeting
cop: omg how many retweets
Tiaras, c. 1890s-1900s
my dad thought my bath bomb was toilet cleaner
50cent going ham on Instagram right now 😂😂�x2g9
Got called a "faggot" by some sweet bros while skating in Venice today. Was it what I was wearing? Or the dick in my mouth?
she still grounded me
fall down 7 times, stand up 8 to hang yourself
A 21 yr old who has the bitterness of a 90 yr old hag.
who wore it better tho:
gaga or inuyasha ? ?
When you curl your hair but it's too curly and it looks like you're goin to prom not work
One day I'll get to my eyebrows