Rush hour's started early, I better hit the road or I'll be late for work
RT to win: Too Faced Unicorn Tears La Creme Lipstick (22$)
theres no rush to get engaged/married and get your own place, ofc im bitter because i'm poor and cant do it
want to sod off somewhere and spend my savings
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cant wait for liverpewwwllll
Why does fruit tea smell so amazing but taste of disappointment
Me and my Boss's son at the Christmas party lol.
There is a 🐛 emoji but no Butterfly.
seeing people sell things for £20 when theyre 99p on ebay
renny is off to the out of hours emergency vet :(
20 minutes into "Netflix & chill" vine.co/v/enllJ1YizKT
I just bought £10 for £20 feelunique.com
Voucher (now £10) via @wowcher shar.es/1qNmaU
Strange that BBC News is talking down the last Top Gear tonight. Do they not want big ratings for some reason?
when you just clocked out and a customer asks for help
Does everyone in the world work for uprawr birmingham
Cant believe I was two numbers off the jackpot last night sheeeesh
i cant help being a sarcastic bitch, its who i am
your comments are so entertaining more than the actual show @SimonCowell
Katie Hopkins to replace David Walliams #bgt
strangers on the internet insulting me oh no i cry
one thing i dont have is a purple nail varnish
today was a good day, especially looking at all the lovely houses
kris jenner at the met gala 2015
when u wanna subtweet but ur working on ur attitude
how to be a people person?>???
Hey boy, are you a software update? Because not now
On the first date when they say "it's so nice to finally meet someone who's not crazy"
Today will be an adventure
Two years next weeeeeek ♡
I would be a terrible host of Top Gear.... twitter.com/ubsdell1964/st…
but I make a great wife
ask Richard he's one of them
You must think I'm stupid
Why do all old people on the bus know each other