get me to the jingle bell ball!! @CapitalOfficial #needtogo
just entered @CapitalOfficial
jingle bell ball comp eeeeeeeeeeeeee
if i was paid £100 an hour i wouldnt mind having an 8 hr contract
can be absolutely anything. whether its sporting achievements, personal battles/struggles that you've overcome or something strange/quirky
HELP! need anyone with interesting experiences, hobbies, achievements etc to contact me for human interest piece. email firstname.lastname@example.org!
gotta exfoliate my chinny chin chin
first shift kinda!!! went well
Gonna be on a future TLC special : The Man Who Married Carbs
first shift at new job eeeeeeeeooooop
richard makes the best toast
Songs that objectify women make me want to puke (ノ ´ ∀｀)ノ .:*・°☆
just wana get outa heeeeeeeere
hello kitty milkshake powder!
would love to move out jesus christ
how does a criminal get a job and i dont hahahah what #madness
Got called a "faggot" by some sweet bros while skating in Venice today. Was it what I was wearing? Or the dick in my mouth?
good mewning cuties (*´˘`*)♡ have a super fun day and stay wrapped up and snuggly warm
when is someone gona hire me for reeeeeal
: Who needs barbies when you can own your own life size pop star that sings to you #gagadollz pic.twitter.com/3sLNH8ywn4
I want one
sold my thomas sabo bracelet for 35 quid. was hoping it'd go for more but it's money either way!
East? I thought you said weast
The only reason girls should have bangs is if they need to hide more of their face.
"I went to the city to buy some shitty CD's, do you see these?" - English
"I went to the CD to buy some CD CD's, do you CD's?" - Mexican
I want pink Xmas decoration this year *^*
he wont tell me what it is but he sent me this teaser pic..... pic.twitter.com/4IEjOognb2
bf says hes wrapping my presents:DDDDDDDD
hospital in an hour. eeee
had a super lovely day yday
No matter what they say, ima do what I do
u may think im a bitch but as soon as you get to know me u realize that first impressions are right and i am a bitch
bf completed two levels on candy crush for me #toplad
need to start learning ukranian pls
turtleneck so high can't see my haters
Needle attacks in the city centre birminghamupdates.com/post/675815442…
- Do you know the men in the image? Please call WMP on 101 pic.twitter.com/J6BIJnW9dY
just got a mutating millions scratchcard omg #neopets