me when i see an animal in a shelter
Best thing I've seen all day
GET 👏 DANNY 👏 DEVITO 👏 THE 👏 TONCRpdY
glad age works in a way where i can witness paul ryan, trump, and pence all die before i do lol :)
It's Star Wars Day! EVERYBODY FUCK
white galz be like "speak english" but come on here like henlo it me i love doggos and puppers
THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN ON AN IRL STREAM.
I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS HAHAHA.
I'm not sure I actually slept last night I think I astrally projected straight into my ass
been in NYC for 7 hours and still haven't fought the zebra from Madagascar. Marty I swear to god things will only get worse if u avoid me
Jellyfish are beautiful & have no brains.
That's nature's symbolism reminding me to trust my reflexes.
the girl version looks like @gwatsky
somehow ??? twitter.com/evan_breen/sta…
A lot of people have been asking about my infamous playlist for having sex so here you go 😉F
Russian man tried to sit down ten kittens in a row. Cuteness overload.
The Ability To Play As Bowser Has Made Our Society More Evil clckhl.co/butOrog
"if you dress your dog in clothes, you should have to walk around naked"
I have to look professional today and my cats want exactly 0% of that for me
thinking about growing out my penis this summer, sick of keeping it so short
I like buying POP and potato chips with my food stamps.
I'm mad bc this took me a second twitter.com/ItMeIRL/status…
made a playlist for my crush 😍🏈7Gb
i am functioning at such a low level that i almost just poured lemonade into my bowl of nachos
hulk green hair, a santana shirt, adidas soccer pants, and ugly ass merrels: a look
my mom wants a hylian crest bumper sticker for her car
I could honestly take out almost half the stress in my life if I wasn't a competitive pianist lol
Pound shop gold. The instructions are the greatest thing I've ever read.
love when people say "biology" in response to trans people existing like yea u were biologically born headass but I ain't saying nothing
me at the end but with Asbury twitter.com/LeftAtLondon/s…
(a.k.a We Are Number One But Lady Gaga Sings The Whole Thing Instead)
bitch u built like a flute
my saturday night: watching batman while making ugly beaded animal keychains as my mom talks about wanting to make a trump voodoo doll
Hi good morning
people: what are u even stressed about
me, having been practicing for the past 6 months for an international piano competition: nothing lol
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.