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ich bin eine katze
the dog just tried to kill my cat over food no wonder ive hated dogs my whole life
the bathroom stalls at public schools are literally the same exact ones they use in prison
my mom doesnt understand why i want to learn more languages why the fuck not
i had a dream where i smoked a weed and then made friends with a panther and took apart my bed and cried
excuse me but im from tumblr and triggered by everything
we just got giz a stuffed turtle with a squeaky squeak in it and he already fucking shredded it and if u try to remove it he growls
the scene where they wreck the rv is the worst scene in the entire show
BREAD IN SPANISH IS THE SAME IN JAPANESE WHAT
Building a tree house is kinda morbid when you realize you're nailing dead trees to an alive tree like some sorta ominous warning message
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no, i don't want go for a walk in the park. what's it, just a big salad area. i don't wanna walk around barefoot in some big bullshit salad
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u dont RETURN a rescue dog bc then they will be sad forever and think they did something wrong
mom said we have to take the dog back bc i forgot to walk him even though its 12:30 in the am what the fuck mom u cant just do that
the only really bad thing dogs do is when they lick the fuck out of their balls and then lick ur face like no put ur penis breath AWAY
@counterparts__ my butt is higher on my list of priorities than my eyes
someone on tumblr is convinced i wear contacts bc my hair is black and my eyes are blue shut the fuck up i can barely afford water
i have dyed my hair 20 times and wear dark makeup, i always buy extreme goth clothes that cost like $500 and mom is woried about a piercing
THEY ARE GETTING ME FOOD THANK JEETS BC I HAD A NECTARINE AND SOME GOLDFISH CRACKERS AND HELLA CANDY AND A NASTY ASS SLICE OF FROZEN PIZZA
how much fucking money does 2 slices of pizza cost bc im fucking starving and my parents are in pennsylvaWAIT HANG ON THEY ARE CALLING ME
even though i play the trumpet im still gonna get spiderbites bc how much more worse can it be than playing with braces
i accidentally cut off my toenail and it wont stop bleeding how do i fix this??? superg lue??????????
@counterparts__ u were at shop rite u should have visited me
i just constantly need churros