"do you like animals?"
"i like to imagine them in cross sections"
by far the most boring summer i've ever had
LOOK AT THE COLOR DIFFERENCE THOUGH HOLY SHIT
cute back to school haircut: shave ur fucking head
yes my cats name is jo-jo
no it has nothing to do with the anime u god damn weebs
all of this writing is more than 20 years old btw
when u build a house but ur on every drug in the book
How to get hot:
idk what this is but this is gr8 twitter.com/Leaf_cos/statu…
why is my dad only a year older than me
do u remember that time in chem
i don't remember math????
do you really think a man that has claimed bankruptcy 4 times is in any position to resolve the debt of this country twitter.com/DanScavino/sta…
but we all know you would condone slave work of non-white people twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
which explains why your line of shirts is manufactured there
ye im just gonna paper mache his family bc u cant get it apart but u can paint on it
i will paper mache everything he has ever cared about
i cant do that i have ADD
probably just gonna show up to the first day of school with 1 pen and like 3 sheets of paper
I read the whole bible now I'm so horny
i was going to do this to you last night, but you had scissors
All of the planets can suck My Ass. Bitch ass planets. They aint never done anything cool. You ever see Mars play a guitar? That guy sucks
Worst Bee Gee tribute act ever.
when ur data is faster than ur wifi
i wasted my summer watching netflix
What's great about having cats around my house is the amazing dignity they display in everything they do.
apparently our hot glue gun has been missing for 9 years
im playing the witcher again
why do i do this to myself
Advisors vow to bobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobbo
yo what up you fucking cabbage...
do u ever have that friend thats obsessed with mall cop
where is this ominous music coming from ???????? ?