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Spodermen
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gerl: sum1 pls talk 2 me am loenly boi: helo gerl: omg ur so thersty
itz hard 2 b teh onli persin wit sweg in dis werld
crazi trik: cloez ur eyez rt if u ce'nt see anytin
boi: wil u b mai gf? gerl: yes boi: i luv u gerl: am onli ur gf az an frend
tiem flyz wen ur bein sweggy
i fownd an coek botel wit ur naem on it pic.twitter.com/NtWcWwxfhx
gerl: do u liek me?? boi: no gerl: cuz u luv me rite?? boi: no cuz ur ugli
skary stori: gost: boo boi: ah! rt if ur skared
am so sweggy u alredy no
hao 2 get 2 sleep: 1. find an miror 2. luk in teh miror 3. cri urself 2 sleep cuz ur an fagit
Selena Gomez looking super sexy in yoga pants in pic #5 lnstagarm.com/lbKy6tr-2nB1qe
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congratz germiny broncoz on winnin teh stanly cup
dis gaem haz 0 pointz n u hav 0 sweg
am guna win teh werld cup fer havin teh most sweg
boi: miror miror on teh wal hoo iz teh bigest fagit ov al? miror: u
dat awkwerd momint wen u find owt ur frend iz an fagit n den u hav 2 kil dem
rt if ur stayin hoem doin nuthin 2nite cuz u hav no frends
sad stori: ana: do u wana bild an snomen?? elsa: no fuk u rt if u cri evrytiem
preest: do u taek dis gerl 2 b ur wife? boi: ya preest: do u taek dis boi 2 b ur huzbind gerl: onli az an frend
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if ur feelin loenly 2nite jus remebr: lol no1 luvs u
wach mai new vidio: spodermen goez 2 space youtube.com/watch?v=dmrz8Gโ€ฆ
argintina haz sweg