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Spodermen
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mai sweg wo'nt let me sleep
keep ur frendz close n ur sweg closer
draek: u calin me an lier? josh: no am calin u an fagit
rt if ur doin nuthin 2nite
i mite not hav planz 2nite but i stil hav mai sweg
fridai nite rt if ur havin an sweg parti 2nite
2 mai futuer childrin: lol i fukd ur mom
i h8 it wen ppl post pics ov dem kissin liek am guna start postin pics ov me fukin ur bich
rozis r red teh gras iz green ur teh bigest fagit i hav evr seen
sum ppl rly nede 2 lern 2 spel
skary stori: itz almost auguzt rt if ur skared
boi: hai gerl: helo boi: how r u doin gerl: wudnt u liek 2 kno ur so fukin kreepy
i may onli liv once. but mai sweg livs 4evr
me: i luv u gerl: omg i luv u 2 me: i wuz talkin 2 mai sweg
evrytiem i cri i cri evrytiem
u r: a) an fagit b) a c) al ov teh aboev
if u evr tink dat u hav sweg jus remebr: no u do'nt
2dais skedule: waek up eet patato salid fuk ur bich hav sweg fuk ur bich maek cookiz sweg al nite fuk ur bich
2 + 2 = sweg cuz sweg iz alwais teh anser
gerl: sum1 pls talk 2 me am loenly boi: helo gerl: omg ur so thersty
itz hard 2 b teh onli persin wit sweg in dis werld
crazi trik: cloez ur eyez rt if u ce'nt see anytin
boi: wil u b mai gf? gerl: yes boi: i luv u gerl: am onli ur gf az an frend