when i get my paycheck and its $3 more than usual
When you loose your phone in the couch
woah, we're halfway there,
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
"where do you see yourself in 10 years?"
someone is having a good nap
"he sits like this when I get ready"
when I see the waiter coming with my food
"perfect girls dont exist"
ok then explain this
PHOTOS OF PUPPIES TAKEN WITH A FISH-EYE LENS