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Reasons why I love twitter 😂b
When there is a group project but you do all the work
When someone you don't like says something very real
Plans for spring break
My piggy bank be like
If you bump into her at the club you lose all your sonic rings
I spend money on food like
Seriously 😭😭😭😭😂VJ59EOZ
You're the worst character ever, Towelie. #SouthPark
"Hey Bro's what's goin' on, this is Cartman BRAAAAAAAH!" #SouthPark
"I'll bet Kenny is home cheesing RIGHT NOW." #SouthPark
"You're not fat, you're big boned!"
When my parents use my phone I stand by them like
This is a ship-shipping ship, shipping shipping ships.
Getting one for my girl
RT if you can smell this picture
Parenting done right
This is why I love twitter




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