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“Mostly, I'm sorry to you, Ben. I'm sorry I played tiddleywinks with your heart.” #MitchConner #Cartman pic.twitter.com/LpScY4FdNI
"He's been out spending the whole day with his best friend Kyle. I think they're at the movies now..." ow.ly/i/6hpT1
#FanQuestions Answer: He's saved Kyle 4 times. Most recently, in “Imaginationland: Episode II”…but only bc Kyle hadn’t sucked his balls yet.
#FanQuestions #SouthPark How many times has Cartman saved Kyle’s life??
“We're going to the water park! Me and all my best friends... except for Kyle, who I don't like.” #PEE #Cartman
SUCK MY BALLS, KYLE!!! #lol #southpark #cartman #kyle #ericcartman #cartoonwars #bigwheels #cartmanVSkyle #epic
What do you think is the funniest Butters quote?
Casa Boni-TA! Casa Boni-TA!!! Watch Cartman do whatever it takes in the fan-favorite, "Casa Bonita"… cart.mn/sp-CasaBonita
“Know THIS Time Child! I shall SMASH your skull like a clam on my tummy!” #FutureOtters #TimeChild #SouthPark
“So I decided to leave it all behind, and instead go and live... with the Smurfs.” #DancesWithSmurfs pic.twitter.com/PqGIgDKGBG
#KyleToo #SouthPark Oh, actually, I can't eat beef. I have a degenerative problem with my intestinal lining… pic.twitter.com/oHM9XPx8PF
Uggggh Cartman-son, you rack a disciprine! @SouthPark
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There is indeed GREAT POWER in your ass, Eric. pic.twitter.com/2xOIfwZDC8
@SouthPark just finished the Stick Of Truth and I doubt I have ever laughed so hard in my entire life 😂�#totallyworthitit
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Our epic console war saga “Black Friday” has been nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award! #southpark #blackfriday #randy #emmy #emmys #consolewars #hellyeah
"Your workout is finished! Here is some cab fare." #CremeFraiche #ShakeWeight pic.twitter.com/awpyf7OmD0
.@Youwont_Noballs ALL-NEW EPISODES of #SouthPark return on Wednesday, September 24th, 2014!
shoutout to @SouthPark for the random episode button on their site all episodes #gems
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"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT!" #Chiptolaway pic.twitter.com/sm5D41UJKy
#SouthPark “Butters, never get into a car with a stranger. ...Unless it’s a limousine.” pic.twitter.com/fKWneonNUa
"He also appears to be developing three small vaginas in his stomach, but they are all sparkling clean" @SouthPark
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#BlackFriday #SouthPark Winter is coming Sharon. And I'm a sneaky little bee… pic.twitter.com/X8yy4XuSCW
Who agrees randy marsh is the best south park character @SouthPark #southpark
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