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Consuela Banana

New Years resolutions - Get a job and eat healthy. Looks like I'm doing something right.
IM SCARED MY SPANISH CLASS THINKS IM WATCHING PORN. THERE WAS A GUY YELLING "YES YES YES!" BUT I WAS ACTUALLY WATCHING BREAKING BAD
Let's all applaud Ben for making me feel like the dumbest piece of shit in the school
The pleasure was in seeing our strings cross and separate and then come back together.
What people's fans don't realize is that they can't be there to help everybody in need or notice everybody.
When will I find the time outside of school? Never.
The school has the tests I have to take for sonic blocked. Go figure.
According to my BMI, I'm overweight. Go figure.
Oh yeah I forgot nobody watches my broadcasts because, again, I'm not a famous prick.
Watch my broadcast. It's important and I have to rant. I have things to get off of my chest and i don't think ppl listen bc I'm not famous.
Also, don't assume my tweets are about you. Even if they are. They could still be about somebody else. So you can stfu and get off my twit.
Okay real talk. Not just for one person, but for everybody. Don't stalk my old tweets if you're going to get butt hurt about them.
Update - I earned $20 tonight
I'm the girlfriend that picks up on the boyfriend's slang and facial expressions and before you know it, I'm like a little him 😐😂
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Dear lord, please let me earn hella tips
I just realized I have no friends
We're doing literally the most bullshit work in Oral Communications.
Okay so did everybody in Conway have to pee at the same time? Damn
At least he finally caught the fucking hint this time
First day back at sonic and out of all the new people I've met so far, I hate all of them.
Happy mother fucking birthday, boo 🎉 poke a lot of bellybuttons@SirSamuelGrayy
Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Breakfast Bread Boat.
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"His hair looks like a dirty q-tip. His face looks like a monkey on steroids." @LegitlyWhitley
"It's the only hoodie I had clean today, so I wore it." Bitch, stfu. You wear that hoodie every fucking day to promote your channel.
Should I let my lip piercings close?
First day of work at Sonic tomorrow bitches.
Why did I get up so early to make a single pancake for myself? I don't deserve such indulgence.
I hate when I love the bad character. I question what's left of my morals.
You fall "in love" too easy
It baffles me that body hair (something humans naturally have) is seen as such a gross and disgraceful thing- all humans have hair!!!!!
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PICANTE SAUCE, CHEESE, HAM, PICKLES, AND JALAPEÑOS WRAPPED IN A TORTILLA AND GRILLED IS THE BEST.
Subtweet subtweet subtweet subtweet. Oh no, did I do something bad? 😂👌@LegitlyWhitleyley Don't listen to people.
 
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