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According to this personality test, my subconscious wish that I 'don't cause trouble'. Haha. Even my subconscious is scolding me.
Curiosity killed the cat. Literally.
The CIA spent $20 million USD in the 60's training cats to spy on the Soviets – The first spy cat was hit by a taxi.
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Does such a person even exist?
Not completely wrong, just ridiculous.
According to this personality test, I want someone 'elegant, heavenly and otherworldly' to be my soulmate. Haha.
I can't say it's completely wrong, though.
According to this personality test, the most important person in my life is an imaginary friend. Haha.
遠くても同じ月を見てた 遠くても同じ光を見てた 遠くてもひとつしかない 潤んでも信じた 手を繋ぎ 見上げる 真昼の月 -絵はがきの春
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“…he [Voldemort] can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo…" – Fred Weasley #8YearsDeathlyHallows
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@Anzelin_ ur bio is the reason that makes me follow u ! A funny one, matching as well with ur avatar (dat Levi's face)...no need to change👌
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Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 3-year-old: A snowman or doctor. I better save now. I can't afford 7 years of snowman school.
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5-year-old: There's a spider on me! Me: Where? 5: It flew away. Me: Then it wasn't a spider. But God help us if it was.
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I typed my symptoms into WebMD. It turns out I have a 404 error. I think it's terminal.
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[hardware store] Me: Let me do the talking. This is man stuff Wife: Fine Clerk: Can I help you? Me: I need a whacker thingy to hit nails
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3-year-old: I ate the marshmallows Me: What marshmallows? 3: The ones on the sticks At least now I know why my pencils don't have erasers
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Top 3 reasons monkeys might go extinct: 3) climate change 2) habitat loss 1) jumping on the bed
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Ikr that bio is shitty but I don't want to change it.
My recent Google searches: What do turtles eat? Why won't my turtle eat? Difference between a rock and a turtle What do I feed my rock?
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別々の空を持って生まれた 記憶を映し出す空 君には君の物語があり 僕の知らない涙がある もしかしたら僕が笑う頃に 君は泣いてたのかもしれない 似たような喜びはあるけれど 同じ悲しみはきっとない -虹
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Haven't changed ava and bio for over a year isn't that cool
真夜中の詩が叫んだ 「僕ほんとうは 独りが嫌いだ 大嫌いだ」 大切を知ってしまったあの日からずっと 幸せなんて小さなスプーンで掬えるくらいで充分なんだ 分け合える人がいるかいないかだけだ [真夜中のオーケストラ]
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