HAPPY NEW YEAR
5 minutes to go. Fireworks!!
Me: The baby won't stop staring at the light.
Wife: You know why she does that, right?
Me: *clenches fist* Her real father is a moth.
Hugging my bed as I wait for the new year.
You live in fantasy & die in reality
I've cried tears most of you will never see. But in the end, I can honestly say, that I am what I love.
Rerrading the whole Harry Potter series for like the third time.
Molgh comics are truly f#cked up.
The old lady gets on the bus and nobody offers up their seat.
Finally, the bus driver decides to give his seat and everyone dies.
Snow globes are the newest winter trend in Japan!【Photos】 wp.me/p2nZlN-1dJs
Holyshizzle they're real?? twitter.com/RocketNews24En…
"It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live." -Albus Dumbledore
I tend to push people away. I don't mean to, it just sort of happens.
There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up.
We live in a world where marriage is more important than love, universities more than knowledge and religion rather than God.
Santa is not kidnapping a member of a boyband for you.