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throwback to when i wanted to look like that cool guy from "Trainspotting" but i looked more like Ellen Degeneres
Aww what a top friend! Hope you got home okay!
why OH WHY did i board a northern rail last night with nothing but the clothes on my back, no shoes on my feet and a bottle of bud
Me: Hey Dad, I wonder when i'll get a Lamborghini?
Dad: lol, Allah knows best
Dad: y only 29% in Maths?
Me: Allah knows best☺️
my mum reminds me so much of ross geller
you can tell someone's a dickhead when they reckon Michelle Keegan is the best looking woman ever
someone on the subway licked my neck LICKED MY NECK
When you want to take a 20 minute weed nap and wake up 4 hours later confused af.
River Phoenix (1991)
I AM SOOOOOO DISAPPOINTED IN THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL :( :( :(
Can I just look like Jennifer Connelly, please and thank u
happy birthday to one the most talented actors ever to walk the earth, would have been 45 today #RIPRiver ❤️✨
everything's making me want to jump off a cliff ATM xx
WHAT ARE THOOOOOSEEEEE
oh sophia asilah kelly heiress to Kelly's meat emporium, I know.
Positive reminder for you loves. 💜W
“I said God Damn! God Damn.”
kids, pensioners & 40 y/o single suburban moms love me, shame I can't say that about my own age group lmao
never getting train again EVER
oh yeah, 85 quid from wigan to parbold seems LEGIT
*lets jesus take the wheel* *ends up at strip club* my nigga
wish I had the slightest bit of faith Re. what the future holds lmao
PPL STRESS ME OUT AN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT GO AWAYYYYY
this is what i hope to see every time i walk into a room
DEAD ASS LOVED NAT WOLFF IN PAPER TOWNS #CRUSHIN
super realistic portrait of me drawn by Wesley Snipes
"Don't cry. You have your whole life ahead of you."
WAT THE FUK IS JODI FOSTER PLAYIN AT IN PANIC ROOM IF JARED LETO BROKE INTO MY HOME I WOULDNT BE HIDIN ID BE ENTICING THAT MOTHAFUCKA
jared let(me into UR pants)o
my room smells like Chelsea's nickers
"Right well I'll let you get on"
Translation:I've been trying to get away for the past hour and am completely sick of your company
so shine a light on all of your friends
cos it all amounts to nothing in the end
I'm having panic attacks knowing sophia is in bryn
How Scottish people react to terror threats
googles: what to do when nothing feels right n u want to spontaneously combust lol
wish I was a chilled ass mothafucka
this year ain't be cool in any way
its strange seeing everybody get excited about going to uni, feel like the only person who literally has no desire to go