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When you accidentally get mistaken for a sea bass and get served as the dish of the day pic.twitter.com/GxQUrB26BB
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If your eyelashes could talk they would be screaming scrubber
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i just wish dexter wouldnt call his urge to kill his 'dark passenger' bc i cringe and vomit everytime he mentions it
My mum just asked Siri "why are all men nobheads?"
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if ur hot and u know ur hot then chances r ur not that hot
My expectations are so very high
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"I still have a little whiskey left and therefore a chance." - Charles Bukowski
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Our culture is littered with too many famous people famous for being famous.
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THE ENDING TO DEXTER SEASON 6 IS THE MOST TENSE AND BEST FUCKING THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
i feel this is what was responsible for creating my college timetable pic.twitter.com/I6m1mnSo5F
WHEN YOU THINK OF A JOKE IN CLASS AND YOU TRYNA NOT TO LAUGH pic.twitter.com/aNRveptlDX
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I JUST HAVE NO FRIENDS IN MY FREES IM CRYIN
I JUST HAVE NO FRIENDS IN DRAMA IM CRYIN
I wanna drop out of college based on my timetable
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I am so so so suicidal at my new timetable I'm gonna cry
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i feel victimised by winstanley for not being in any of the same classes/frees as chelsea i'm being violently ill
just why is everything in dexter season 6 a mirage???
WHOS IN BLOCK 5 DRAMA THO
id rather be the middle part of the human centipede than go back to college
whos doing AS creative writing this yr tbh?
i am angry and upset at my a2 timetable
the bay harbour butcher more like the BAE harbour butcher ya feel me
"I want Michael C. Hall's Michael C. Balls"
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michael c. hallmark card
I AM TOO EMOTIONALLY/MENTALLY SCARRED FROM THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 I CAN'T EVEN CLOSE MY EYES LET ALONE ATTEMPT SLEEP
'I don't know what hammer time is....or how it differs from regular time'
The room smells like eggnog and teen rebellion
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"Taylor Swift stays out too late!" - some people, apparently
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"His voice is so low I can feel it in my asshole"
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HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 HAS SCARRED ME SO MUCH I FEEL THE VOMIT RISING INSIDE ME I WILL NEVER EVER SLEEP AGAIN
I SAW A MAJOR DEXTER SPOILER N HAVE BEEN CRYING ALLLLLL DAY:(
cant wait to see chel after her summer of watching all the series known to humanity in the space of 24 hrs
Can't wait to see Sophia after her five month trek in the Bahamas
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who needs makeup remover wipes when you can just cry your makeup off
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Benedict Cumberbatch is a solid 1
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why does dexter get progressively more ginger each season???
No offence mum but I'd rather swallow a whole shit than eat 'I can't believe it's not butter'
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'i really do need to stab something'
i just want to watch dexter until my eyeballs fall out
British movie adverts: sex, drugs, parties Bruneian movie adverts: don't do drugs, UBD, pizza hut adverts
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