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chael sonnen
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Hey Punk- @MandalayBay is gonna put me in the GANGSTER SUITE if you RT this, so quit being a DIQUE. @CMPunk @mindybrummettlv
.@dc_mma ya know I haven't been crazy about you attitude as of late. Daddy ain't ready, but he's ready enough. Feb 22 just say my name...
PET IDIOT MISSING! ANSWERS TO THE NAME "STUPID." REWARD FOR CAPTURE AND RETURN. RECENT PHOTO ENCLOUSED. pic.twitter.com/iGv8UcbBtT
I saw my Pet Idiot a minute ago. I said, WEIRD, EVERYBODY HERE WON THEIR FIGHT TO GET IN, EXCEPT YOU..
It's entertainment "($)". If it was just about pride and honor I would have beaten you up in that van and thrown you into oncoming traffic.
I have taken control of both teams. Wanderlei is my assistant. Everything will be fine.
My Pet Idiot posted this earlier Instagram.com/p/jUM9z3Eq0W/ He got no RETWEETS so let's help. Keep him relevant until I can retire him in July.
Everyone RT for BJPENN.COM's own @CTaylor_96 He's battling cancer. Fight Hard Chris. We got your back!
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Apologize to me or quit.
@ChrisPendleton9: @sonnench tell me you weren't at the match tonight” I tried to get over to you to say hello. Have a safe trip home.
All 3 Judges had it 30-27 Sonnen
VETS Thanks for your service to our country. Chael
But he didn't fool anybody and got no candy
it's Halloween. Lil' Nog went as a FIGHTER
Instead of a contract, Joe Silva faxes him a Missing Person's Report
He's the "Carmen Sandiego" of MMA
Maybe Dos Santos can lend Lil Nog his heart while his face heals
Too bad he can't list his profession as "Fight Avoider" on his tax return
He gets hurt more than Johnny Knoxville
He signs his contracts in disappearing ink
FOR SALE: MMA GLOVES Never used. Contact Lil' Nog, 1 Fragile Chicken Road, No-Show, Brazil
He fights less than Ghandi
Lil Nog: the only man who has 'no-showed' more times than Axl Rose.
@kennyflorian: @AgonWC @sonnench it was a great event and Chael, I told ya so. Looking forward to more of them. Congrats! 😁” he's a PHENOM
Ringo played the drums And bread leaves crumbs Heartburn? Take TUMS WANDERLEI'S A BUM
The fifth dwarf was Sneezy And Velveeta's kinda cheesy And Fiji's kinda breezy Beatin' Wanderlei's EASY
I got instinct You'll miss the fight if you blink My bones are made of zinc My blood is made of ink And everybody thinks Wanderlei stinks
Sandra Bullock's scared in space You could hear her heart race Fear's not hard to trace LOOK IN WANDY'S FACE
I can write a million rhymes I got a lot of time The reason you didn't sign I woulda made you three and NINE
Trains arrive late And haters gonna hate When he's gone inside the gate Wanderlei's record... 3 & 8
I hit like a truck I got the ladies and the bucks My middle name is bad luck And Wanderlei sucks
Dark is the night And mean dogs bite And wind moves kites But WANDY WON'T FIGHT
Red is the rose And Tebow throws but everyone knows That WANDERLEI BLOWS
Yer nuts start to shrink When you gotta sign in ink to fight Chael, so I think That Wanderlei STINKS
My wife's wrapped in Minks I'm agile as a Lynx I iron out the kinks and everybody thinks Wanderlei stinks
Mayhem's inna clink Tito's onna brink There's dishes inna sink and WANDERLEI STINKS
Chael thinks Anderson sinks Wandy stinks
Nice shirt @wandfc. Someday you'll move up to shirts with buttons. pic.twitter.com/zWMmFdFHSh
I SAVED WRESTLING
So @sonnench & @FOXSports1 think I could help the @nyjets out...give me a call guys, I'm ready to go! #NFL #NFLonFOX youtu.be/B7tA7WUPHA4?t=…
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@SugaRashadEvans: @sonnench Nah not really!! What's up?” Ill give you one hint... pic.twitter.com/8zdT6AnZXw