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OMG I didn't know we girls could do this with our nipples 😵
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Hit it fergie Allthetimeicomearoundbrothersgatherroundalwayslookinatmeupanddownlookinatmyuhhhhh
to every bug i have ever killed: i am sorry :/ …..sorry that ur bitch asses came into my house uninvited
Iggy Azalea is actually Angelica's mom
why get thinner when you can get more dinner
just dropped my new single it’s me i’m single
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes. me: wakes up march 17th, 2098.
me waiting for orange is the new black theme song to end
does your mother know you ask for nudes
Updated Multiplication Tables 7x0 = 0 7x1 = Germany x Brazil 7x2 = 14 7x3 = 21 7x4 = 28 7x5 = 35 7x6 = 42 7x7 = 49 7x8 = 56.. #WorldCup
i hate when i lose something and my parents says "well i guess u didnt care about it enough" like youve lost me in a grocery store before so
mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that
we all have that friend that we love but every once in a while we fucking hate them and get the sudden urge to beat the shit out of them
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
i am fiji water u are toilet water
seriously if u wanna be friends all u gotta do is message me saying "we're friends now” & ill be like "ok, hi friend” & BAM friendship made
me when i wake up in the morning
when my friends ask me to take a picture of them..
when the store clerk thinks you're walking in to steal
why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers? because they can't even. ha ha haha someone date me pls
i think i'm allergic to waking up and being responsible
can i get $1000000 for new clothes please
if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me
i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao