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OMG I didn't know we girls could do this with our nipples bit.ly/1hts4rM 😵
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Hit it fergie Allthetimeicomearoundbrothersgatherroundalwayslookinatmeupanddownlookinatmyuhhhhh
to every bug i have ever killed: i am sorry :/ …..sorry that ur bitch asses came into my house uninvited
Iggy Azalea is actually Angelica's mom pic.twitter.com/cpFlU26dlM
why get thinner when you can get more dinner
just dropped my new single it’s me i’m single
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes. me: wakes up march 17th, 2098.
me waiting for orange is the new black theme song to end pic.twitter.com/rBDkLs2KJo
does your mother know you ask for nudes
Updated Multiplication Tables 7x0 = 0 7x1 = Germany x Brazil 7x2 = 14 7x3 = 21 7x4 = 28 7x5 = 35 7x6 = 42 7x7 = 49 7x8 = 56.. #WorldCup
i hate when i lose something and my parents says "well i guess u didnt care about it enough" like youve lost me in a grocery store before so
mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that
we all have that friend that we love but every once in a while we fucking hate them and get the sudden urge to beat the shit out of them
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
i am fiji water u are toilet water
seriously if u wanna be friends all u gotta do is message me saying "we're friends now” & ill be like "ok, hi friend” & BAM friendship made
me when i wake up in the morning pic.twitter.com/r6gkbNtktp
when my friends ask me to take a picture of them.. pic.twitter.com/nhfmRw8vJ5
when the store clerk thinks you're walking in to steal pic.twitter.com/uGLHt0hOC0
why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers? because they can't even. ha ha haha someone date me pls
i think i'm allergic to waking up and being responsible
can i get $1000000 for new clothes please
if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me
i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao