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Is your dog not funny enough? Buy him/her a "My dog only eats organic treats and its own feces" doggy t-shirt. store.someecards.com/organic-treats…
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Never send this to a woman: some.ly/13G1kH0
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Naked guy wants to sell you a keyboard on Craigslist. funni.ly/18iVLml
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19 most passive-aggressive vacation goodbyes: some.ly/11Yh6CS
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14 tweets that won't let anyone tell them how to pronounce "GIF." funni.ly/jHQZLh
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Guy Responsible For LOST Apologizes For Star Trek Underwear Scene That At Least Takes Place In Correct Time Sequence thegi.st/11bGahZ
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Today's User Card With the Worst Grasp of the English Language: some.ly/18iWtQo
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If this week's insane episode of "Mad Men" had taken place entirely on Facebook. funni.ly/13LNkiw
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Worst thing about Arrested Development's return: some.ly/12WaIYm
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Sorry your child's exorbitant school tuition included head lice at no additional charge. some.ly/15TY41I
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A school bus driver played the cruelest possible prank on the kids on his bus. He told them school was canceled. funni.ly/10mZsSJ
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Greek Yogurt May Destroy The Environment As Badly As Greek Economic Policies Destroyed Greece thegi.st/12NgJYq
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Vacationing for people who hate people: some.ly/11YhCk4
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Jesse James Accidentally Customizes His Hand To Have Just Four Fingers thegi.st/Z0i9hv
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The strangest way to pay a pizza delivery guy. funni.ly/Z08w2x
Knowing people work on Summer Fridays is not enough to ruin Summer Fridays: some.ly/12W5tb6
Restaurant next to crazy-psychopath-owned Amy's Baking Company has hilarious new marketing campaign. funni.ly/Z06VcQ
Greetings from New Jersey, the state everyone talks about behind its back. some.ly/17TuYzg
Send this one to the kids so they know why they have to go away: some.ly/12W3HXt
Little kid's end-of-year note to teacher praises her for not being a violent rage-machine. funni.ly/YZWIx8
How we'll all be spending Memorial Day: some.ly/12W4nMm
'Beardvertising' lets hipsters put ads in their beards so you know what brands to never buy ever. funni.ly/12VSNRB
19 of the most passive-aggressive vacation goodbyes: some.ly/11Yh6CS
An extremely entertaining video of two chill guys in a truck racing away from the Oklahoma tornado (profanity). funni.ly/12VNRfh
More of the most utterly insane job opportunities ever posted on Craigslist. funni.ly/pUwHI2
Reddit Helping Oklahoma Tornado Victims Find Pets Of The Non-LOL Variety thegi.st/1685j6u
A reward for the original somewhat interesting coworker who annoy you the least: some.ly/YXDrfV
IMPORTANT FACT: Dogs make everything better: some.ly/ZgoSo6
12 tweets that are more hotly anticipated than the Xbox One. funni.ly/jHQZLh
Good News: High Heels That Cause Permanent Damage to Ankles, Posture And Tendons Won't Give You Bunions thegi.st/119F1aN
Drinking to your friends' health? Do it with a "May you live long enough to s**t yourself" shot glass: store.someecards.com/shit-yourself-…
Florida Biologist Wrestles With, Decapitates 18-Foot Python In The Name Of Science thegi.st/1668SKn
What if YouTube had existed all throughout history? funni.ly/13FLCvt
Court Rules People Are Just Going To Have To Imagine Bin Laden's Lifeless Corpse Being Dumped Into Ocean thegi.st/16646fQ
They deserve to know what a catch you are: some.ly/18eLlnE
Make your summer internship memorable: some.ly/ZbhgFd
Test answer shows child already has a head start on his 20s. funni.ly/12Tcrh1
Some people just sweat an ungodly amount: some.ly/10M6pzM
Months Of Headlines Featuring Company's Name Next To Word 'Feces' Is Taking Its Toll On Carnival's Profits thegi.st/14O0Ukp
If Game of Thrones took place entirely on Facebook: Season 3, Episode 8. funni.ly/ZbbOSE
Microsoft Unveils Next-Generation Way For 8th Graders To Hurl Homophobic Slurs At You thegi.st/11VPfTG
Let her know you're thinking of her semi-nude: some.ly/17ZytnZ
One man's avatar tattoos will make you feel good about every decision you've ever made. (Kinda NSFW). funni.ly/12TdhKG
Kid shows up to take his college entrance exams with a suit, top hat, and cane, using a quill pen. funni.ly/10iWajt
Sneaky way to compliment hot girls in your office: some.ly/10M5K1d
You don't want to be seen with them in public otherwise: some.ly/12rBFCw
30-year-old man recreates video of his 20-year-old self dancing in his underwear to the Dixie Chicks. funni.ly/12rReKw
TV Show That Finds Humor In Chronic Obesity Pulls Tornado-Themed Episode Out Of Respect thegi.st/14NuLte
INTRODUCING NEW SUMMER BADGES! See them all here -----> some.ly/191yCGf pic.twitter.com/wtUo2k7fkL
I would love to babysit sometime as long as you never take me up on that offer. some.ly/12rs4vr