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5 Nice Things To Know Before You Put Your Long, Horrible Tuesday To Rest - June 18, 2013 thegi.st/17l40l1 via @thegist
Woman In Injured Car Accident Inexplicably Switches From Annoying Australian Accent To Annoying French One thegi.st/13ZQdKs
Just tell us how much we're supposed to miss you: some.ly/13RhFLL
This monkey can buy his own juice from a vending machine, so you should feel bad about your dumb cat. funni.ly/13Ra8wu
5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know At Happy Hour - June 18, 2013 thegi.st/129NLhy via @thegist
It's Gay Pride Month! Support your gay friends with a gift that says "I'd consider switching sides for you." some.ly/1aqjlzv
Young boy's Father's Day card demonstrates son's grasp of science and terrifying doomsday scenarios. funni.ly/13R8F9I
Canadian Vibrator Company Wins Patent Case It Apparently Wasn't Too Embarrassed To File thegi.st/1aqdHNM via @thegist
11 tweets directly responsible for the Taliban agreeing to peace talks. funni.ly/lTDtnR
Best response to annoying out-of-office autoreply emails: some.ly/15h9Gpl
Father Furious That His Daughter's Love Of Starring In Porn Has Ruined His Love Of Masturbating To It thegi.st/11JH2uO via @thegist
'Marriage Proposals of India' is a terrifyingly hilarious look into the world of modern Indian video dating. funni.ly/12TvigS
15 dudes even worse at Photoshopping muscle than they are at building it. some.ly/19Kr3pj
Crappy Pet Projects Of D-List Celebrities No Longer The Biggest Scam On Kickstarter thegi.st/11JDCIC via @thegist
Controversy erupts over whether Cap'n Crunch is a real captain or filthy lying scumbag. funni.ly/12TpMLj
Company To Beam Tweets Into Space, Increasing Hope That Someone, Somewhere Will Appreciate Your Kim Kardashian Joke thegi.st/14Il0ho
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Perfect card to congratulate @KimKardashian and @kanyewest on naming their daughter "Kaidence": some.ly/cJbunI
Study Proves Coffee Doesn't Give Us The Boost That Dilbert Led Us To Believe It Does thegi.st/14Ij8oX
Summer flirting for the ashamed: some.ly/16FkLns
Friendly's waitress fails to remove extremely unfriendly description of man's kid from Father's Day meal receipt. some.ly/100DiZq
Teens steal credit card, use it to take photos of themselves in a photo booth. some.ly/100A8oG
Because your feelings can surprise and frighten you: some.ly/100x6kc
Brazilian man dressed as Pokemon heroine protests the government with a hilariously legitimate sign. funni.ly/100qK4j
Need a vacation from hating people on vacation? some.ly/100skTN
President Obama, Oft-Accused Communist And Closet Muslim, Draws The Line At Dick Cheney Comparison thegi.st/14I9mTN
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Jury Finds No Negligence After Man Suffers Erection Lasting 1400 Times Longer Than The Cautionary 4 Hrs thegi.st/14I7P03 via @thegist
This would make our sex life much better: some.ly/AB1rgD
Russell Brand turns morning cable news interview into a very intelligent clusterf***. funni.ly/15gmlZM
Pictures of the most absurd things ever seen at a gym aside from you. some.ly/127gfIS
Texas Congressman Defends Right of Fetuses to Jerk It Inside Their Own Moms thegi.st/1292Z6w via @thegist
The grossest birthday card you can send: some.ly/cuN2Sn
Why non-cat lovers should speak clearly when ordering a graduation cake with a cap on it. funni.ly/15gb7V4
Headless Man With Hands and Feet Bound Somehow The Number One Suspect in His Own Death thegi.st/17jpyhU via @thegist
15 dudes even worse at Photoshopping muscle than they are at building it. some.ly/19Kr3pj
The most embarrassing instances of people shamefully misidentifying a Facebook photo. funni.ly/qOGiPD
There's nothing quite like a passive-aggressive non-apology: some.ly/17Slsg9
5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - June 18, 2013 thegi.st/12SKomT via @thegist
'Hair Stockings': The New Sexual Assault Defense That Will Either Scare Perverts Or Attract Some Abnormally Sick Ones thegi.st/1aowNUG
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If You Were Wondering Why Our Country Is In Debt, We're Still Spending Tax Dollars Searching For Jimmy Hoffa's Body thegi.st/19MChtH
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5 Nice Things To Know Before You Put Your Long, Horrible Monday To Rest - June 17, 2013 thegi.st/17hS0AT via @thegist
Kid In Wheelchair Gets Pushed To The Side In Class Photo, Mom Wants It Retaken By Someone Who Isn't An Asshole thegi.st/11VdXkj
Good thing your friend has gained weight: some.ly/d29A1m
Before you break down stereotypes by wearing thongs and glitter, get some Someecards Gay Pride gifts & tees: some.ly/1amHneX
This lazy man loading cargo into an airplane explains exactly why flying is so horrible. funni.ly/19Km6wZ
For that boring, useless, forgettable coworker: some.ly/127i6gK
Unfortunate Typo Transforms High School Girl From Nerd Into Slut Better Than Any John Hughes Movie Could thegi.st/15dN6Om via @thegist
5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know At Happy Hour - June 17, 2013 thegi.st/17TSxbu via @thegist