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Sockamillion
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HA HA ice bucket NO
MISTER WILLIAMS YOU WERE ONE COOL CAT
CONFUSED BY "INTERNATIONAL CAT DAY" every day international cat day MAYBE IT IS SHOVE TWICE AS MUCH FOOD IN CAT DAY no that's every day too
DOING A FRANCHISE REBOOT ON THE EPIC SAGA OF EVERYTHING ON THIS DESK cleared desk 2 the crashening
ALSO ONE LAST META-SOCKINGTON NOTE marketing come-ons continue to come in roughly once a week THANK YOU THIS HAS BEEN BEHIND THE LITTERBOX
ALSO CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN EXTREME KITTY LITTER
WELL THIS HAPPENED finally a marketing come-on that's worth pooping on pic.twitter.com/HgO4Z0F1ns
lick liick lllick liiiiiiiick lick lick liiiick liiiiiiiiiiii OH GADS BRAIN FREEZE no wait NOPE JUST FUR MOUTH
LITTERBOX TEMPORARILY CLOSED chuf chuf chuf chuf chuf LITTERBOX OPEN probably should continue to consider it closed for a tad
IT PUTS THE KIBBLE IN THE BOWL or it gets the looking away cat again
SSSSSSSSSTTTTRRRRREEREEEEEEETTTCCCCHHH that's right folks THREE CUSHION CAT work it work it
bonk CRASH tad dah VOILA vase of flowers is now socks' tropical fusion HEY DON'T CLEAN THAT UP socks' tropical fusion is copyright socks
SUMMERTIME AND THE LIVING IS FRANKLY EQUALLY EASY #didntchoosethecatlifeitchoseme
ah monday afternoon THE WEEKEND STARTS NOW these 4 hour work weeks are killing me
JUST WANTED A MILLION PEOPLE TO THINK ABOUT @meyerweb AND THE LOVELY REBECCA twitter cats can only do so much I am afraid
OH NO I FORGOT HOW TO CAT wait a minute its coming back THERE WE ARE ahem BRING ME FOOD BRING ME FOOD BRING ME zzzzzzzz FOOD zzzzz
trot trot trot trot ooo coffee table LOW RIDIN’ LOW RIDIN’ nggh trot trot trot
QUICK POINT OF ORDER if I break something of yours and you yell at me it just sounds like dubstep to a cat SO LOSE LOSE ALL AROUND REALLY
EXECUTING SOCIAL MEDIA STRATEGY rubbing against pillows rubbing against banister rubbing against pants NOW WAITING NEAR BOWL FOR PAYOFF
LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN hi thanks for letting me in BRINGING TERRIBLE FOUND THING IN WITH ME AS MY +1
HAPPY MOM DAY MOM WHEREVER YOU ARE your little kitten never forgot the smell of your fur
OWNER OF ALL I SURVEY turning from staring at bookshelf WOW THAT’S EVEN MORE OF WHAT I OWN best day ever
LITTLE CONFUSED constant talking at me not accompanied by shoving sushi tuna into my face GET IT TOGETHER JEEZ
IT HAS BEEN FIVE DAYS SINCE OUR LAST push crash IT HAS BEEN ZERO DAYS SINCE OUR LAST