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Sockamillion
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AND FINALLY @sockelganger apparently ate every other potential sockington offspring JOG OR SOMETHING KID pic.twitter.com/IqF0SV7DgZ
@sockington Linus has moved on. His people hope for Humane Society donations in memoriam. Help spread the word? flickr.com/photos/rebekah…
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@sockington Great sorrow announcing the death of beloved Sockamillion Army member Peekaboo Cat mascot of @MMPCheri wp.me/pvc6B-vm
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AND WHAT IS THIS LEAFY BAG OF GREEN I SEE IN THE CAT DRAWER ah sweet mary jane snniiiiiifffffffffff AND NOW I AM PETER PARKER hop hop hop
staring staring staring staring staring TWITCHY TAIL TWITCHY TAIL staring staring staring YES THIS IS EXACTLY ABOUT THE NEW AIR FRESHENER
MUST AVOID COLD FLOOR executing plan f PLAN F IS SLEEP ON FATTY'S LEGS fatty is like a sleeping sun patch COME BACK SUN PATCH ALL FORGIVEN
@sockington Can I get a shout out for Kali, 2000-2014? Dignified, until, the end. pic.twitter.com/ki3uyOO4PS
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I WILL NOT DIGNIFY THIS SUBPAR OUT FOR FIVE MINUTES FOOD WITH AN ANSWER what are doing what that spoon and mixing OH WOW NEW FOOD hrrrrgphl
Sick. Went back to bed. When I woke @sockington was on the bedside table like a nurse. Or a vulture. He was atop my phone so no pic.
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AND THE WINNER IS sockington again BEST PERFORMANCE IN ACTING LIKE HE HAD NO PART IN THE DINING ROOM INCIDENT
GOOD NEWS CURTAINS you're on the shortlist YOU TOO CARPET on the shortlist GUESS WHAT FLUFFY GRABBY COUCH CUSHIONS yep shortlist
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE WHAT IS WITH PANTS how do you handle it
EXCUSE ME white stuff will delay kibble truck STAY STRONG KIBBLE TRUCK
ahem ahem big peformance beginning curtain rises SO HUNGRY SO VERY HUNGRY STARVING HERE OH IF ONLY I WERE FED thank you thank you big bow
CHUF CHUF CHUF CHUF CHUF CHUF CHUF CHUF CHUF CHUF CHUF CHUF litterbox time is my time
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED mega nap NOW GOING FOR NEXT LEVEL ultra nap NEED TO ENSURE TAIL TWITCHES IN SLEEP avoid unfortunate medical diagnosis
FINALLY THE FIRST-PERSON CAT SIMULATOR THE WORLD DESERVES catlateraldamage.com/play IT'S LIKE HOW LAST NIGHT WENT
SPENT THE DAY ON A PILE OF SOMETHING OR ANOTHER nothing else to report YOU JELLY
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD oops two days early BACK UNDER TREE TO SURPRISE FORTRESS
going to litterbox HOPE I DONT GET CANINE DISTEMPER just kidding I’M A CAT
ok hear me out MAYBE ON THE FLOOR AND IN A HUNDRED PIECES WAS THIS PRECIOUS OBJECT'S DESTINY this might actually be a special moment
oh surely this house has something that needs me to chew on it EUREKA ang ang angangang success PS TECHNICALLY THAT IS MINE NOW
CAT STARE CAT STARE CAT STARE carry on VITAL BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO IN OTHER PART OF HOUSE no explanation forthcoming