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Professor Snape
Congrats to all the new Slytherins, Ravenclaws, and Gryffindors. To the new Hufflepuffs, I'm sorry.
I think we all know who leaked Jennifer Lawrence's nudes..
19 Years ago today, Harry Potter met Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley were all sorted into Gryffindor 23 years ago today.
If you missed the Hogwarts Express this morning, please do not take a flying car to school.
If you weren't on the Hogwarts Express this morning then your life is sad.
If you didn't get a Hogwarts Letter, please don't show up to Platform 9¾ in the morning. You'll just be embarrassing yourself.
I just hope no one leaks Dolores Umbridge nudes.
If you miss the Hogwarts Express, DO NOT take a flying car to Hogwarts.
Don't let any Muggles see you on your way to Platform 9¾ in the morning.
Hogwarts Express leaves tomorrow morning at 11 o'clock. Don't be late.
Remember to be at Platform 9¾ no later than 11 o'clock in the morning tomorrow.
Who's ready to go to Hogwarts tomorrow?
Friendly reminder that you have no friends.
Recent studies show I hate everything.
.@officialjaden Muggle schools have failed you.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
It’s not you're* or your*. It’s all mine. Everything is mine.
Someone hates you for one of three reasons: 1) They want to be you. 2) They hate themselves. 3) You're a Hufflepuff.
Is there a polite way to Avada Kedavra someone?
There’s so much going on here that needs explaining What is Taylor doing with her body? Why is Lorde yodeling?
I wish more books were as good as Harry Potter.
How many Harry Potters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. He holds it and the world revolves around him.
Today is #NationalDogDay? You can't be Sirius.
Walter White is the best Muggle Potions Master. #BreakingBad #Emmys
This potato looks like Benedict Cumberbatch.
Everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess you're a circle.
Call Beyoncé 'Avada Kedavra' because she just killed it. #VMA2014 #BeyonceonVMA
Beyonce is the JK Rowling of music. #VMA2014
This was the most terrifying moment in television history. #VMA2014
It's more important for these idiots to take a photo of a concert instead of actually enjoying it. #VMA2014
#VMA2014 I'm 99.9% sure Lorde is a Dementor.
#VMA2014 Congratulations, Bellatrix.
The VMAs are the one day a year when MTV pretends to still care about music. #VMA2014
Katy Perry and Riff Raff used the Time-Turner too many times. #VMA2014
Ed Sheeran is a Weasley. Obviously. #VMAs
Is Taylor Swift dancing on stage with all her ex-boyfriends? #VMAs
Retweet this if you're not a Muggle.
Stop trying replace Sirius, Potter.
This is a girl who just had her wisdom teeth taken out doing the ice bucket challenge while wearing a Hogwarts shirt