Tonight's show was one for the ages. Thanks to @BernieSanders
and of course Larry David! #SNL
how do i get abs without doing anything
are the only boyfriend & girlfriend I will ever need BC they buy me food, cuddle me, & let me yell at them😂
1:30 am reality sucks hits.
i love the 1975 more than anything.
the general public: what kind of drugs is this nasty ass rat on get this trash band off my television
hit me with your tour bus it would've hurt less
*arrives home* ahhh good, now i can be ugly in peace
I'm never going to be sad about anything ever again vine.co/v/iMnmDH6PEvv
yeah no it's fine ignore me more i love it so much such a turn on.
Shut up, go put on your BB cream & mascara. twitter.com/longlivealyssa…
I’m at the point where I’m so used to everything. I don’t even care anymore.
maybe one of the best things ever
well-hydrated people get on my nerves
Still lots of tour to go. Can't wait to see your faces.
It's important to have someone who loves you, no matter what. –Jasmine (Aladdin Series)
who let me adult
I can’t adult
all this sadness is so bad for my skin
This color is called Halsey. I can't believe this is happening. #March #MACFutureForward @MACcosmetics
Deep conversation with the right person>>>>
when your boyfriend plays that game with you where he nicknames you 'fan' and pretends you don't exist
turn ur phone upside down
Cause you had 2 hours to put your shoes on twitter.com/thereaitam/sta…
I :) really :) hate :) how :) I :) need :) constant :) reassurance :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Donald Trump's racist comments and ideas are not what America is about.
i have the anxiety level of someone landing on the moon
DO U EVER LIKE A SONG SO MUCH AND NOBODY REALLY KNOWS IT AND THEN THE SONG GETS OVERPLAYED & THEN EVERYONE KNOWS IT & YOURE JUST SO ANNOYED
Being ugly is poppin cause ya phone doesn’t blow up all the time and ya battery lasts long.
I care about you more than you think.
that will only cause you pain.
ok cool i'm gonna do it!!!!
Seeing dirty grandpa with @valventure_
and everyone in the theater is literally a grandma and grandpa
I see bae in four hours 😁�@valventure_
I JUST TAGGED A PERSON FROM HIGH SCHOOL IN A FACEBOOK POST INSTEAD OF MY BOYFRIEND AND I AM SO SAD AND EMBARRASSED GOODBYE
It's really simple: if they love you, you'll know it. If they don't, you'll constantly wonder if they do.
thankful for small dogs, big dogs, medium dogs, puppy dogs, old dogs, fluffy dogs, not fluffy dogs, cute dogs, not so cute dogs, all dogs
dear estee lauder double wear why are you so fucking amazing and look so damn good but break me out, it ain't cool brah.
maybe i'm not supposed to be ok
i love george daniel more than life.
my favorite pass time is telling my bf he's in a screamo band, watch him angrily argue with me about it as i do rock& roll sign in his face