"I love Justin Bieber!" Jeff eat your snickers. Your gay when you are hungry.
It's going to be drizzly outside today.. expect a lil wayne...
I must have missed the day in history class when we learn of Abe Lincoln the Vampire Slayer. I only remember Ben Franklin the Zombie Hunter.
Are you high, Wiz Khalifia doesn't smoke weed!
Always remember that you are unique, just exactly like everyone else.
Every time I think of the black market I actually imagine a market with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs
Black People are great at swimming #StuffPaulaDeanSays
I hope Kate Middleton does this when she's leaving the hospital with the baby...
Parents be like:
R.I.P JUST KILLED YA PLANS
What girls say: "Bad picture but..."
What girls mean: