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Jason Arnopp
Because shooting fish in a barrel allows a fair margin for error, the revised expression will be ‘like shooting an adult hippo in a barrel’.
Oh no! The sickening cooing kissing couple sitting opposite me on this train just knocked over their champagne flutes. That IS a shame.
Fan of THE SHINING GIRLS? Here's what you'll be reading in July: Cover & Synopsis: BROKEN MONSTERS by @laurenbeukes…
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I'm looking for voice actors who are willing to contribute a small amount of their time for a project to raise money for charity. Please RT
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Petition against planned amendments to the UK's Video Recordings Act which could force indie labels out of business:…
51 Things You Simply Must Do In Brighton (all good stuff, apart from the mackerel fishing):…
Gloriously misused quotation marks "on" signs:… (via "@joelidster")
Good morning to you and your tremendously entertaining Dance Of The 7,286 Veils.
Singing in opera double bill tonight 8pm St Mark's Church, NW1 7TN in aid of Akili Trust. Beautiful spring evening for Mozart, come along!
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Dear God, that Theroux doc was depressing stuff. And at the same time, really life-affirming in that weird way that death always is.
Jesus, you ain’t kidding. RT @ewenglass: @JasonArnopp Prepare for a dry throat.
@JasonArnopp Jason, I'm running the Paris Marthon this weekend for Alzheimer's Society. Any chance of an RT?
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Time for a Theroast. That's the word I've just invented for watching Sunday's Louis Theroux doc with the remnants of last night's roast.
Want to write sitcom? There are still places on my #sitcom writing workshop this weekend:… #writing #funny #comedy
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Books are the gift that keeps on giving. Ideally for both reader and writer.
Blimey, hello surprise royalties cheque for First Ever Book I Had Published In 2001. (…) #Slipknot
Watching a film called Frankenstein's Castle Of Freaks on VHS to build up a pre-lunch appetite.
When I wished you good morning earlier, that wasn't an April Fool's prank. I genuinely wished you a good morning, FYI.
In other news, it’s a beautiful day. Love it when you can’t tell where the sea ends and the sky begins.
Something's cooking on the beach. Wonder what this will be:
Good morning to you and your twelve switchable alternative heads.
A crafty Would I Lie To You? tactic would be to deliberately make a true story sound really unconvincing. #wilty
RT @MediaNationUK: Script editor job, BBC’s Eastenders, Elstree: The BBC is looking to recruit
Good morning to you and your eccentric collection of jigsaws depicting the Pope’s pancreas.