My book Here's Looking At You is 99p in the Kindle Goldbox! A homage to Pride & Prejudice, but with piss play amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00…
"Supernatural fiction at its best". Thanks so much, Darcia! #JackSparks twitter.com/DarciaHelle/st…
NEWS: A warning to dog owners in #Brighton
heading to the beach. juicebrighton.com/news/brighton-…
"Immigrants" aren't the problem. "Privatisation" not the answer. You trust us with your life at 3am but not on this… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
Watching Death Wish 3 on the US Blu Ray. One of my favourite films, and it's never looked this good.
Nothing is more thoroughly Twitter than thinking you would have made a better job of running Cuba
Hahaha!! These are BRILLIANT. twitter.com/marcstamper/st…
It's that time again: what was *your* best book of 2016? Tell us all about it?
Man reveals he's lived 50 years without using a road, hospital, GP surgery, museum, etc etc twitter.com/goddersbloom/s…
'I've never felt more alive!' declared Frank as he disposed of the last of clothing.
When those people go to see U2 play live, they probably think Bono's singing directly to them.
As if the enquirer has directly asked them, and them alone, and they're obliged to answer.
When someone publicly asks a question about a product on Amazon and someone else replies to say "Sorry, I don't know".
The Music Room, a fine short story from @StephenKing
, inspired by a painting and published on the Playboy site: playboy.com/articles/ficti…
one of his favourite novels of 2016 in @heraldscotland
. You bleedin' diamond, sir. heraldscotland.com/arts_ents/1492…
Well, I won't be asking anyone for their passport before resuscitating them, thanks.
Hey other shows, until your hero lights a fire with his chainsaw hand you can kiss our butts. #AshvsEvilDead
It's Black Friday, paint the devil on the wall.
One for @Megadeth
You arguably like #DoctorWho
too much when you screw a locking pin into part of a new TV unit and think about the T… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
Journalists of any stripe may well be intrigued by a book I wrote about interviewing people. HERE IT IS: jasonarnopp.com/how-to-intervi… #journalism
Every abandoned pre-Christmas workout in a gif
Whatever your views on porn, this proposed law is a fucking disaster in the making. twitter.com/MylesJackman/s…
hypnotist: i’ll count to 5 and that’s a signal for you to come all the way back up in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
dog: i was sce… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
Guardian one of the only outlets not putting weaselly scare quotes around the word terrorist: theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/n…
THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
The UK is entering a draconian era of porn prohibition, writes @ameliargh newstatesman.com/science-tech/p… #DEBill
Just signed this petition: Say no to UK #censorship
of thousands of legal adult websites! #DEBill openrightsgroup.org/campaigns/digi…
Happy 53rd birthday to #DoctorWho
. Here's a blog I wrote about how the show led me into darkness: jasonarnopp.com/blog/doctor-wh…
that why we must stop it, the @OpenRightsGroup
is fighting it and they need all the help they can
Thing is, it shouldn’t be about your own tastes. Simply “is this super creepy authoritarian government fascism?”
Not me - I love it. Oh, just finished your book - loved that too. Not as much as porn but more than erotica.
I fear that you're right. But the precedent that this sets is absolutely mortifying. It's draconian.
Sadly, UK porn censorship will go unopposed, because most Brits would rather die than admit to using porn, let alone *demanding* the stuff.
Oh for fuck's sake. Censoring "non-conventional" sex acts, including things like women's visible pleasure theguardian.com/technology/201…
When someone 1 stars your book because they bought it by mistake:
If you only ever read one Amazon review of my novel The Last Days Of #JackSparks
, make it this one: amazon.co.uk/review/R2DYAXM…
As a result, I now intend to start a calypso band called Phantom Bin Problem.
Watching old Dragons' Den. A guy is presenting a public bin with GPS, "to deal with what's known as the 'missing or phantom bin problem'."
A horror game about finding a stranger's phone bit.ly/2foiJUN