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Jason Arnopp
Breaking: Bruce Forsyth in new role at Morrison's. pic.twitter.com/1Fm1MklNxg
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This is what happens when Cameron's NHS privatisation policy closes 4 out of 9 A&Es in NW London. People will die pic.twitter.com/qHFwA43UVi
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Goodnight, Twitter. Please endeavour to be sound asleep by the time your bedroom door creaks open. Wraiths really hate a struggle.
Revisited @ghuwevans' The Raid in preparation for watching The Raid 2. Even more phenomenal than I remembered.
That was one hell of an implication Simon threw at Louis. Still, he didn't seem to mind. #distraction #wouldntdistractyou #TheXFactor
#Xfactor Big Band Week without Chloe-Jasmine is like a key that hasn't been cut. Just a bunch of brass that doesn't fit anything.
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RIP R.A. Montgomery, creator of “Choose Your Own Adventure” Novels. To lower your head in respect, turn to page 83. cyoa.com/pages/r-a-mont…
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"The fox I'm going to rescue is... ...THIS one" RT @dduane: Simon Cowell rescues fox cub with head stuck in soup can bit.ly/1tUliub
RT @jonronson: Okay, my Public Shaming book is now pre-orderable. If you want. UK: amazon.co.uk/So-Youve-Been-… US: amazon.com/So-Youve-Been-…
Kindle Unlimited folk can now read my Beast In The Basement novella for free (don't worry, I still get a fee): amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00…
Squirm/Just Before Dawn writer/director @jeffliebo accepts a Lifetime Achievement award at @cine_excess last night. pic.twitter.com/00fURVmTFc
I've just seen the best spelling of the Ninth Doctor's surname yet. ECCALSTAN.
Looking forward to seeing a few old gems like Squirm and Midnight at this weekend's @cine_excess event in Brighton: cine-excess.co.uk
It does have QUITE A TAIL. RT @LucyRomana: @JasonArnopp okay but let's find a middle ground; does the comet have a decent arse?
People interested in a comet angry at people more interested in an arse. It's all-out arse-comet war.
Very rarely, once in a blue moon, those Slap Each Other As Hard You Can games turn out to be a really stupid idea: youtube.com/watch?v=AKg8UZ…
Baker! Jameson! Leeson! RT @Lou_Jameson: 9 days left to secure your place timeywimeyevents.com Beyond exciting November 23rd #Brighton
Good morning. My scanner detects abnormally high levels of Friday.
Person One: "Turn your phone off during this movie!" Person Two: "NO, I MACE YOU" variety.com/2014/film/news…
RT @TheGernertCo: BREAKING: Amazon and Hachette Resolve Dispute nyti.ms/112ZeH4
I guffawed. RT @warrenellis: The Science Of Begging bit.ly/1v6j9Tg
@JasonArnopp you can also get a handbag that looks like a Cyberman too - although not for 10p! pic.twitter.com/jevqEcQmpK
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YOU TOO can upgrade an ordinary set of bathroom scales to a cheery Cyberman with a total budget of 10p. pic.twitter.com/FhqaEOBGr3
Delighted to be taking part in the @NewWritingNorth Road Show in Liverpool on Jan 8th alongside @mariwriter. Details: newwritingnorth.com/news_details-n…
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You'd be hard pressed to find a more metal song than that, if I'm honest.
May your morning's work be ACCELERATED by this HEAVY METAL song by MANOWAR: youtube.com/watch?v=xWroXK…
Doc about the life of Westboro Church escapee Nate Phelps, currently fundraising for production: natephelps.com (@NatePhelpsdoc)
Good morning to you and your top hat on fire. And to those stilts of yours, made from skyscrapers.
Thanks to @hodderscape for my copy of Revival, the latest from @StephenKing. Can't wait to get into that.
Journo mates. I'm thinking about using an interview transcription service for the first time. Any solid gold recommendations?
Just did wonderful 130-minute interview for @DWMtweets. As a writer who works from home, I'm really not used to speaking so much. Croak.
RT @pornokitsch: Fun fact! If you like Claire North's HARRY AUGUST, why not try her short fiction in IRREGULARITY? tenta.co/148nf1f
Wait, you're saying that the people in the pornography aren't married to each other?
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I wouldn't campaign to ban a TV show even if it was called Jason Arnopp's Parents Are Nazis And Must Be Destroyed.
Diagnosed with terminal cancer, 'Simpsons' co-creator Sam Simon is giving away his fortune nbcnews.to/1ufxwSP pic.twitter.com/gyfrlWQQo4
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"Nothing will stop you being creative so effectively as the fear of making a mistake" ― John Cleese #creativity #creativewriting #nanowrimo
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Very much looking forward to cult film event Cine-Excess VIII this weekend in Brighton: cine-excess.co.uk #horror #cult
Correction, Fact Fans: Remember Me is Palin's first REGULAR TV acting role in 20 years.
The forthcoming BBC1 three-parter Remember Me, starring Michael Palin in his first TV acting in two decades, looks really interesting.
This Brazil supermarket prank is both amusing and a nice piece of veggie propaganda: youtube.com/watch?v=k1bG2E… #pigmachine
RT @UKscriptwriters: A couple of places left for Danny's Writing for Kids' TV workshop this weekend in Dorset. bit.ly/writekids
Anyway, woo, Doctor Who finale in half an hour! Can't believe the Monoids are back, ROFLCOPTER
(I'm not up for debating social media TV spoilerage. No-one ever walks away from that debate exclaiming "Good lord - I take it all back!")
All "Get offline until you've seen the episode" warnings remind me that (a) courtesy is dead; (b) we are now incapable of private discussion
No one ever tells a friend, "My God, you HAVE to read this author. WHAT an incredible vocabulary!"