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Jason Arnopp
My book price increases, btw, are due to Amazon auto-adding VAT to ebooks from today on. Mulling what to do about it.…
New year, new blogpost. Ten Experiences I Loved In 2014, featuring swans, agents, lightning, churches & thrash metal.…
Rather in love with the Frogger-style iOS game #crossyroad. Gorgeous design.
Liking 2015 so far. Bit zippy with a hint of zap and a cinnamon aftertaste.
Alright, this is shit, I hope 2016 will be my year.
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Just remember: don't go spoilering America about what 2015's like.
Happy New Year, my pretties.
2014 is two horny teenagers in a tent.
2014 is a mysterious character with vital information for you, but who will only agree to communicate it in a public place.
2014 is a veteran police detective, setting out to do one last job before retirement.
Tick-tock... Tick-tock... End-of-year bloggery from me. Ten Experiences I Loved In 2014:…
Our first New Year’s Eve movie has been Evil Dead II. Rarely have a director and their audience had so much fun at the same time.
The things I enjoyed most in 2014, featuring @ian_livingstone, @shauntfitness, Dario Argento and two swans, over at
New picture-heavy blog. Ten Experiences I Loved In 2014:…
Hooray - Meera Syal's new honour means I've had a Doctor Who audiobook read by a CBE:…
When people tweet how they went to see Exodus last night, I keep thinking I've missed a New Year's tour by the thrash metal veterans.
Even if it's staged, this Right Guard Sort review is still very funny:…
Great Cinematic Moments Of Our Time # 2,312:
Point your eyes at the new Pledge Music campaign from @GingerWildheart, for a book about his career and songs:…
The Christmas episode of House Of Fools was shoddy, ramshackle and preposterous. As usual, I loved it. #HouseOfFools
She didn't faint. But she did say, "Chuck's not well. Boys are disgusting."
Watching @Segggg read @chuckpalahniuk's short story Guts for the first time. Waiting to see if she faints like 200 others have.
Kindle Unlimited members can now read both of my own fiction books for free. Fill your boots:…
This @guardian ad copy appears to have been written by a Russian meerkat:
"He's your BRUVVA!" "Blimey, sorry, I take it all back, mate." #WeirdlyTimedRevelations
Loved #doctorwho. Can't remember the last time tears welled up in the MIDDLE of an episode.
What?!? The Archbishop of Canterbury can't deliver his speech today?!?! *Flails around, bereft of moral guidance*
*Heartily croons something about today being Christmas, winks*
I apologise in advance for being on the tellybox in a bit, holding forth about Christmas movies. #Five
... and here's the after shot. My own Christmas tree makeover show is inevitable.
It's traditional for me to revive the folks' knackered old Christmas tree. Here's the before shot...
Evil manifestation on the rubbery tubes between Underground carriages (technical term):
Get a load of this prick, who couldn't care less that he's taking up a disabled bay. Because it's all about him.…
The @LeeMack foot-writing moment in last night’s festive Would I Lie To You? is the funniest thing I’ve seen this month. Tears.
Almost home after my usual Christmas drinks with Ray Zell, which this year involved a Kentish Town-wide search for Newcastle Brown Ale.
Finally reading @warrenellis' Crooked Little Vein, which is brilliantly coat-pocket-sized, on the night-train back to Brighton. Feels right.
This pub has cooler board games than usual. Hope @garychalkpics gets royalties for every game played.
Physical media takes another bullet:…
Can YOU use the visual clue in this picture to work out where I am?
You get a great view at Blackfriars station these days.
I'll be on the television on Christmas Eve, yapping about the likes of Black Christmas in Five's Greatest Ever Christmas Movies, from 9pm.
Got this @GoodDsgnAdvice mug as an early Christmas present. Every writer should have one:…
Admirably frank piece by Stewart Lee, on how he deluded himself as to why he attended this week's Comedy Awards:…
We're now watching Chuck Norris in Invasion USA. Great, OTT action film with top bad guy Richard Lynch.
Revisiting the un-festive Aussie horror film Storm Warning. Great work from filmmaker Jamie Blanks.
Finally feeling the Christmas ambience. We have mulled wine and @erasureinfo's Snow Globe album.
Morning! I like this social commentary art, which could easily have stood alone without the explanations:…
Goodnight Twitter! Please do keep your eyes shut tight till morning. No-one enjoys seeing a headless Christ statue looming over them.