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Tyler Humphrey
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Letting my hair grow the longest it's ever been
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#Aquarians take pride in being original. "Weird," “strange,” and “different” are all accepted as compliments.
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she say "you gon miss me nigga" i say "bitch the thrill is gone"
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lit some asains on fire , call it rice crispies””
How I'm going to spend Valentine's Day; Naked, on the floor with a bottle of scotch in my hand, screaming Adele songs to my cat.
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Admit it... We don't call Gatorade by its flavors, we call it by its colors.
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Fire trucks and ambulances should play, "Move Bitch, Get Out The Way" instead of using sirens.
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People be driving too slow acting like they bout to turn in the driveway #comedy vine.co/v/htVgVdxbWg0
About 90% of smart phone users have dropped their phone on their face while texting in bed.
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Living in Beijing, China for 1 month, is the same as smoking 5 cigarettes, due to air pollution in the city.
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If you sneeze while driving 70mph, you will travel 300 feet with your eyes closed.
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People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
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Everything magically appears when your mom looks for it.
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