Back to the bald head! I lined and trimmed that beard like a 💈instagram.com/p/BKUiEMvBJwZ/
My dear God!➡️Lawyer Bae Is Taking Over the Internet With Her Brains, Beauty and Amazing Body (Photos) shar.es/1xn7iq
I love you like I birthed you baby
you Hangouts or Duo FB Messenger? You might look like a decent 6 and a half on those lol
If you look ugly on FaceTime then we have to assume that you look ugly on everything by default! twitter.com/LadyThriller69…
Somebody call me on DUO while I'm updating the other phone 📲
you can always look at pictures of me online lol 😁 😁 😁 😁
I honestly automatically assume anyone online trolling, has no real profile pic and always talkin shit online has herpes. *Kanye Shrug*
You know I love you eternally ❤ ❤... Our wedding still in 2020 bae 😊? Loltwitter.com/AnaSofaKingCoo…
I honestly don't think I've ever in my life discredited anyone because of gender. That's just stupid.
My friend is BEAUTIFUL! Any chick or dude dating otherwise is blind, angry or has bad crabs 😒twitter.com/AnaSofaKingCoo…
uth Dudes love to discredit opinions because of any damn thintwitter.com/AnaSofaKingCoo…
it's your fault kind of... Indirectly. Lol
Sleeping is such a dirty word. Idk but I've always fought my sleep. I have the feeling like I might be missing something. 😳
Wow! Definitely a dash of petty with a sprinkle of salt. twitter.com/ryansatin/stat…
Sometimes the high road is having a traffic jam... You have to take the low road sometimes to get where you're going.
that price is BRUTAL though 😳
I hear it was kind of cool up that way. Not coat weather.
crackheads car wash the best in Atlanta
You can tell who don't wipe right by they "walk past wind".
Titty's sweat can smell worse than ball sweat 😅
Ratchets and their spawned children aren't sensitive to heat and will sit outside from morning until 3am.
Baby Powder makes you hotter.
people can't tell when their sweaty fitted hats smell spoiled. 😷
less clothes does not equal less hot.
When you have leather seats, cracking your windows while parked does NOT cool your car down AT ALL.
If you have nothing, you learn to appreciate the presence of SOMETHING.
I swear I will always be in love with my tiny gypsy woman @shanell_SnL
This is what I have to remind myself of... Daily... When my phone don't ring... I got me! instagram.com/p/BKKXW0YB1p7/
You ever pee in the shower and it be that yellow strong ass pee? Then you start regretting that you did it and start judging yourself?
Who fart in the bath tub and giggle when they find out that the bubbles stank??
Girl gon tell me I look so kind and friendly in my new profile pic. What she didn't know is I had my balls out in the pic rapping NBA.
You ever just see a random ass person in your timeline and be like "when da f**k did I follow this bastard?"
Broncos' Von Miller will wear custom Yeezy cleats during tonight's NFL Opening game 👀Z