Wish the wind would stop so i can work. This is bullshit, actually.
With a look like that you could kill someone, you know?
Let's stop procrastinating next week
They say it's self radicalism, I don't believe so.
And until those are resolved, our country will continue to spiral into shit
going to do about our scam of a "central banking system" thats keeping millions in debt and controlling our country?
going to do about political corruption, government fraud and scumbag politicians?
ever tweets mean stuff about me in the mornings it's probably because I'm mean when I wake up
No mater who you want to vote for, someone is going to judge you and call you stupid.
Oh I'd ruin your 3 day weekend... Because I haven't had any 3days in months.
I know you ordered your part 3 weeks ago. I know it's still not here. I'm not the fucking mailman. I can't control delivery times.
Woulda been out of here by now had this bitch not cut in front of me and take my fucking number. #fuckyouoldassnassbitch
Real sick of the hype ads for the @tacobell #Quesalupa
1. It's not big. Fucking tiny actually.
2. Real sick of ya shit tbell.
When does international men's day happen?
because sexism is alive and well.
Pretty sure that was jt at albertsons just now... But y'all know how good I am at spotting celeb lookalikes
Starting to really think @tedcruz
has my vote
My girl just made some bomb ass chicken!!
2016 election, best reality show this year
Always had a PhD. Pretty huge dick.
What's worse than death? Inflamed take bud on the tip of your fucking tongue.
Hate when people don't follow the rules of a four way stop, regardless of what direction they're going
Girls that sound like a creaky floor
Wondering how a lion is king of the jungle... WHEN THEY LIVE IN THE FUCKING SAFARI?!?!
Puppy's make weird ass noises.
Ice on my fingers looks like I slap boxed a penguin
I'm just gonna say I need $1000000000
Still wish I had curly hair
Let's all #vote
as a joke
Or you could get off your lazy fucking ass and do some actual god damn work
When it comes to work, there's bitches everywhere you go
Why is @Beyonce
always doing the same dance move?
Johnny, don't point that gun at me
Are we born into anger, or does it bloom like a cancer? #IDontThinkItIs
This "tax refund penalty" for not having health insurance is a fucking scam. #obamacare #fuckobama
Considering starting up an "I Hate Walmart" organization
Introducing the new Bacon Flavored Plastic Bag!
All the bitches love me cause i look like im 10 bring ya hoe around me and ill fuck her again
Fuckin white people gotta make everything taste like bacon