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Richard Wade

Really fucking hate being broke. Getting paid tomorrow and will probably only have like $7 once everything is paid for.
Wanting to find a tweet in a different language and reply "Lear how to spell Ya fuckin idiot!"
Listened to The is A Hell Believe Me I've Seen It for the first time in years last night. Forgot how fucking good that album is
Fuckin A detective Lundry!
"This case is on high temp!"
And horrible puns like "Time to use the tides of justice"
"Time to separate the whites from the colors" #laundryPI
And he would say Alot of racial innuendos
The main dude would be detective Laundry and people would say "There's crime going on!!"
If I ever made a corny crime fighting cop show, it would be called "Laundry"
This Columbus Day, finger buttholes
"Two waters and a large popcorn please" "OK that will be 17.35"
Lady at tj maxx with literally a 3ft tall Santa hat. It's straight up. Wtf
Tf is Walmart's Christmas music.
They should have waiting chairs for men in the makeup isles
If you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia, and die.
Loves a monster with two heads and one heart beat
"Watch my cart for one second" demanded the Bitchy suburban mom to a worker at Walmart. Then proceeded to bark more orders upon her arival
What a great day for buying two things at Walmart
Perfect by One Direction is pretty much "if you're a hoe hmu" #don'tfollowme
Fine don't laugh at my jokes.
Now back to being hoes
Middle schooled outside herbergers first drinking a beer and smoking cigarettes, but now back to being innocent youngsters.
The upside to being adult.... Nobody asks "what do you want to do when you grow up?"
Job interview.. at 4am. Fuck. I'm gonna nail this. I got this.
Why does #HotlineBling come on every time I'm driving to my house?
Wish I was good explaining things
Did what they could to keep me at $9. Even after explaining I'm supposed to be at $10. Now I'm quite irritated. Should find a new job.
...during a meeting with the owners, I would receive a 1$ raise. Was brought to my attention today I'm still only making $9hr.
Well, after getting a 50¢ raise 90 days after I started this job I was making $9hr. Then I was told a couple months later...
Mickey Rourke is melting.
Waiting to get off work and sit in my #recaro seats
You're such a sick, sad waste of a human being!
Now favorite my motherfucking tweets
Its sad we live in a day and age that people are more concerned of personal gain than they are about being a good person
My feels tho: if you break, misplace, or cause harm to someone's property, you fix or replace it. That's what a good person should do.
Apologies for rage tweets earlier
Literally turning off all the phones
Working in a cell phone shop when an Amber Alert goes off #fuck
"Read my lip light, I think therefore I am!"
Saturday night is by far the worst night to listen to radio
Gotta let that water drain first, yeah! And is there any thread tape?....
Should probably fix it
To fix leaky hose, or not fix leaky hose. That is the question.
Neighbors being all loud n shit
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