I eat pick de gallo. By itself. With nothing else.
The mirrors in the dressing room must be bent in some way or something to make the clothes look better so you're more likely to buy them
Flakey dandruff is probably the most embarrassing thing
"Take your opinion and shove it up your best friends ass"
1. That sucks youre not here legally.
2. You're protest is not really solving things. Your just opening up jobs for legal citizens....
All the illegals immigrants upset they have to go and not working in protest.
Saw my first bro of the year.
My coworker will be helping a customer and ask if I know how to do something that the customer needs help with and then just leave
When your boss doesn't do shit all day.
Oh yeah Internet, me and my lover @celweena
have been together for 4 whole years today
when a man says he doesn't want to spend over a grand, don't show em all the expensive ones
I like the ring I got for @celweena
, but God dammit jewelry people...
Bitch I been in three states.
Rich bastards at the jewelry store talking about "Spain is nice but Paris is just so magical"
Fixing phones and this one smells like a good beer. I'd like a good beer right about now
Cole eats butthole soup for dinner. #subtweet
Making typos on serious shit is kinda of my thing
Ravioli, Oh Ravioli, giveth me thy formula
Finally on our 3rd attempt of not falling asleep while watching the Blair Witch Project, me and @celweena
were very disappointed with it.
Man I could be real pissed right now
Facebook makes it real hard to be a pos sometimes
But here's a jimmy joke about your mama that you might not like
I heard she was the 'Frisco dyke
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Doggy Dogg's in the motherfuckin' house
Btw the dgd Pandora station is super good
Jonny Craig DGD is the best DGD
I'm gonna say 90% of these stupid fucks complaining about Trump, don't know anything and just want something to bitch about
Man, 30 minutes is a long time to be outside for your smoke break..
Bite ya' tongue, Richard.
I'm not the best about poor work habits, but cmon, it's been 30 minutes since we opened. You can't take a lunch! Ackk
Keep having these really cryptic dreams.. it's weird
I just heard a @SayAnythingMuz
song I've never heard before.. how is this even possible???
Let's close the harder working wage gap. Why should they make more money just because they work harder?!
"America is great because America is good"
Is it just me or this whole gender inequality thing a fucking sham....
First concert ever. The pit was intense!!! So awesome! That's for coming guys! @oceanometal @carnifex @WhitechapelBand @suicidesilence
I hate the future.
why cure something when you can make money off of it with a telethon aired on every local channel?
Why the Fuck does this #StandUpToCancer
have to be on every fucking channel? I was watching TV.
station on Pandora is fucking great tonight
Wish the wind would stop so i can work. This is bullshit, actually.
With a look like that you could kill someone, you know?
Let's stop procrastinating next week
They say it's self radicalism, I don't believe so.