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"And we will call it an airplane.. That way no one will confuse it with other plans such as the landplane and waterplane"
Holy shit she smells like heaven
I like cars, fuck everything else. Friends, relationships, money? Pshyea, vroomvroom mother fucker.
I should not be trusted, no
I'm so cool, I'm uncool.
"Wow! Everything this social media site is doing to improve is so useful!!"
Morning thunder
Too hot in my room, living room is too loud, sleeping in my car is impossible, and in 11 hours I've to go back to work. No sleep for me weee
No one is tweeting
Stop applauding you queerss
omfg this is dumb,
Too cool for this
Is this shit live?
Teen choice 2014? The stage is lit up as a giant weiner lololol
My first bee sting today.... fuck the world that hurt
What teens make these choices? I wasn't asked to make any decisions!?
How do you delete your twitter
One of these days, Lucy, one of these days....
All you are to me is dead skin, flakin' off my hand on to the pavement
If I could redo middle school I would be set for life
I had so much hope for #MIW when creatures was released.... It saddens me
Why were the black folk in that show The Proud Family blue?
Bought twenty seven rolos
Bummed out tweetn
I'm a sorry excuse for a human,
Fair was so lame
Just destroyed rhileys rap career
I say something nice randomly and boom days in the gutter
My mom makes the best noodle salad and if you think otherwise you can go die on a dick
Will @whoisnickzilla laugh at my last tweet?
A: "is this cool" B: "your mom is cool" A: "thank god that hoes 'tude was hottt!"
What is 5sos? If there is five different types of this "SOS" what are the flavors? I like ranch
Is @WhoIsNickzilla even real
Does @WhoIsNickzilla like working on cars?
Will @WhoIsNickzilla ever slam his Subaru?
Nope!! Can anyone tell me @WhoIsNickzilla? Will I ever find out?
Will this be the end of my "will @WhoIsNickzilla ever..." Tweet session?
Will I annoy @WhoIsNickzilla? Who knows
Will @WhoIsNickzilla ever realize im not a douche? Who knows
Will @WhoIsNickzilla disregard my humor-based arrogance, who knows
Will@WhoIsNickzilla reply to my tweet, who knows
Carmeet tomorrow. Stoaked.
Where do you go when I'm away and are you behavin'
I have a good job, but dominos is hiring all positions right now... Im sure they're a better business too... Applying tomorrow.
I can never sleep the Wednesday to Thursday transition...
My parents hate eachother every other week