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Uhhh alright πŸ‘€ hate me for no reason I guess
I'm right here πŸ‘€
β€œ@Cancer_HC: Weird #Cancer woke up today and their phone was a horrible worthless paperweight that radiated sadness.” OMG 100% ACCURATE
All my friends are like on the other side of the country/world and I'm like 🌚
Lady Gaga will you tweet me teehee β€οΈβœ¨πŸ’‹πŸ’…πŸ’
Gaga do you c me? πŸ‘€
Ugh why does my twitter keep posting on it's own
Fuck you tooπŸ‘€
I'm overdue a hot makeout session with a cute guy.
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I can't appreciate you if you don't appreciate art..
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Are you fucking kidding me
5 hr drive here we come 😩
Reasons why I'm Gay No wonder straight guys be rimming girls now pic.twitter.com/RzxJ1a70WY
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When you only have 140 characters and have to shorten your "yass" to fit it in a tweet <<<<<
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Hey does every cute guy on Omegle skip me
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I guess I haven't reached my true evolved form.
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My mom asked me why there wasnt any milk in my cereal I said cause I dont like milk Her response was "I thought you would of evolved by now"
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Please ignore this tweet, I’m pretending to be add someone’s phone number to my contacts.
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HELP I PUT RUBBER BANDS ALL UP MY ARMS AND I LOOK LIKE A WORM pic.twitter.com/sQkX8m22ui
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finally got rid of that god awful @ name
"hang out with straight guys" they said "it'll be fun" they said pic.twitter.com/3sC8iKdyJO
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This pig took risk and Escaped from a truck for it all for the sake of its freedom! pic.twitter.com/nB9K5a2WnQ
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I really wish I had someone with me rn ugh
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That was probably the wierdest/coolest thing that's ever happened to me
Jesus I'm so fucking bored