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Since no one in my family is a drugatic, alcoholic, pregnant at 16, etc, people seem to think we're Mormon.
It must be easier for Miley Cyrus to become Hannah Montana now that she has less hair to hide while putting on her wig.
Bieber is the only girl that doesn't turn me on when she takes her shirt off.
Having fun playing #CSRRacing for iOS, why not join me for FREE? nmgam.es/crit
Having fun playing #CSRRacing for iOS, why not join me for FREE? nmgam.es/crit
You know your room stinks when it smells like a fart, yet no one farted.
Who else starts singing "The Krusty Krab Pizza" when they go on long walks?
It's not that I miss, it's just the hoop is always in the wrong spot whenever I shoot.
So I went to Gangnam today and ordered a Harlem Shake. However, I couldn't understand what the fox said so I went home with my Gentlmen.
The only way I could be good at something is if sleeping were a sport.
The look on their faces when I totally own them after them calling me "noob. "
It's true that all countries have bad drivers, but all countries also have Asians...
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, is a fuck still given?
I love how when someone bet me on something, but they see that I'm winning so they call off the bet.
Me:"Everyone, Drake is in the building!" *Girls Scream Me:"Drake Bell of course." *Girls frown and go back on their phones.
I love how when me and a person in front of me raise our hands, the teacher picks me and the person in front of me takes the spotlight.
You know your dump is going to be long when you reach for your pocket and your phone isn't there.
How come I see families that say they are struggling through "tough times," yet they always magically have enough money for the new iPhone.
I see all these people on TV playing instruments very well, while her I am trying to learn how to air guitar. FML
I sometimes wonder if I was only born so that my parents didn't have to hire a maid to clean.
If people are 70% water, why doesn't water come out of me when I get a cut?
People who run dog pounds have obviously never seen "Lady and the Tramp."
If you don't have a truck, fuck off- Redneck Logic.
You're like a dream: you sometimes absolutely make no sense.
Sinclair and Dinoco: Basically the same thing.