Is your girlfriend pissing you off? Text her "he's busy😉😉" then watch the funny text she will send afterwards!!
A man is not responsible for his dick size. But all women are responsible for the smell of their pussy.
She gave me a months supply of pineapple for Valentine's Day
I gave her a grilling class.
Holy shit. Why do we do this time change shit! #ineedcoffee #dst #DaylightSavingTime #coffee
London Has Fallen RT @Sinastr
: Best movie you've seen lately?
Can you find 5 differences. I found all 5!!!
Best movie you've seen lately?
I can't give this post more hearts. But I want to!
This week we are joined by CrossFit Striking Subject Matter Expert (SME) GEORGE RYAN! George is a member of the... fb.me/2FRqPRW3i
I love all women. Skinny little things. Ones with curves. And voluptuous women. Love them all. They just don't like me.
capital of the world #walker #Louisiana
chopping down their pine trees
Strive for more. But be grateful for what you have.
Men!! You must hit it out of the park today!!!
Netflix and chill with myself and pizza great night!!
There's some amazing people on here, but there's a lot of creepy ones too.
I'm not saying it's any of my followers, but I see retweets etc
SPOILER ALERT: Robert Kardashian ends up with Rachel. #AmericanCrimeStory #MakingAMurderer
I want your pussy just not the drama that comes with it
suspended his campaign. So who do you think will get his votes? I think they will go to #bush @JebBush @ChrisChristie
Just because my morals don't match your morals doesn't mean I have a lack of morals.
MsSinastr just said' "Hey let's have anal!!" But she's holding a dildo. #help
God damn mother fucker ass hole shit face bitch
The lesson I learned this week is to tell a woman you don't want to have sex with her really makes her mad
If a woman ask if she's fat you must not simply say "no". Jump back and look shocked she would ask such a crazy question!
Watching porn on an iPhone with a shattered screen : Gen Y :: Watching a scrambled Playboy TV signal : Gen X
always got it all so right.
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