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@redheadrocking: Darlin', if you can't keep a conversation going, you won't keep my interest. #onlinedating #dating #singlelife
I get to my doctor appointments 45 minutes late so I can get there on time.
@Sinastr It's none of the above. Its just hideous #killit
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@Soupie303: Holocaust victims were exaggerating #OffendEveryoneIn4Words
@gtoyourhead: The Beatles are terrible. #OffendEveryoneIn4Words
Grease 3 is better than Grease 2 #OffendEveryoneIn4Words
@ashleylaughbox: The male lead in Grease 2 is much hotter than John Travolta.”
#OffendEveryoneIn4Words Facebook beats Twitter everytime
#OffendEveryoneIn4Words pizza is greatly overrated
@rozp0505: What does it mean if I see the dress as red and purple?
@RonanRant: I don't trust a homeless guy with a short haircut.”
@awkwardposts: When someone grading your paper ask the teacher Does it count if they put
@cotydankh: breaking news: i don't fuck with u”
You know those days when you're happy & you absolutely have zero road rage & you let people cut in front of you? Today's not one of those!
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@Sinastr just heard someone say, does #TheDress make my but look big. Wrong answer
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If you let your daughter out of the house in yoga pants don't be pissed off when this old man checks her out.
FREE NUDE SHOW: Walk into a women's tanning salon and yell "FIRE!"
Absence makes the heart grow fonder my ass. I haven't been on Myspace in years and I still think it fucking sucks.
What the fuck!! this dress was white and gold last night and Its blue and black this morning I am done Internet wins.
America is divided over what color #TheDress is. What do you think? RT for #whiteandgold FAV for #blackandblue
@comicref: If @CNN doesn't ask Obama and Boehner what colors #TheDress is, there is no God.”
I put the 'toast' in 'toaster'. Then I take the 'toast' out of the 'toaster'.
@rozp0505: Really? Wait until fall until #HTGAWM? How? Best finale ever! Hats off to @violadavis and cast!!#HTGAWMFinale #annalisekeating
@redheadrocking: When messaging someone, know the difference between Hay and Hey. Basic communication skills. #dating #onlinedating
he cashier is telling me to "have a nice day," but judging by her tone she wants me to "die in a tire fire."
Let's be honest. They're windshield wipers for about a week, then they're just smudgers.
I will read my horoscope from as many different sources as I need to until I find the one I like
Mother fucking bad ass!!!! Barney synced up to ‘Straight Outta Compton’ (Video) : theCHIVE.…
ooh a burger with sliced bread instead of a bun. wtf. oh and whats this you used peanut butter instead of beef. nice hamburger shithead
Just saw an unbelievably beautiful woman in the park. I wonder how many cows her father would give me to marry her.
have to stop saying "how am i going to kill my way out of this one" everytime there is trouble going on, or at least not out loud