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Ugh, my favourite skirt is just hanging from my waist
#needtoeatcake I find my lipsticks in the most strangest places
Ugh, that moment when you get into work and your coffee cup from Friday is laying in its own filth
#Someonesgettingfired 
My nails are quite glamorous today, ugh #lame
Never too early for a bit of Black Rebel Motorcycle Club is it?
That wtf moment a friend knocks at your door at this hour to ask if he can have a bath. Really? *hides all the good stuff* come on in
#cool?
Reunited with beauty Roland TR-808 drum machine
Hours later,I think I understand
@joshysmithy Queens of the Stone Age were beyond awesome last night 'epic' he says
#gotit 
Years later Le Panic Room is still my favori bar in Paris #Hipsterswag
One of many awesome reasons to love Parisian way of life; their style of drinks. Tumbler glass filled with rum and only a shot of Pepsi
#rad 
Thanks to these we are having an acid apple attack
@LoveHannahGold #Parisvibes pic.twitter.com/OIUqJjKjaO 
When you need to rest you need to rest
When a group of random guys say 'hello beautiful ladies' you know they want to rob you or shove a bracket on your wrist. Ugh
@LoveHannahGold 
Bonjour Basilica of the Sacré Cœur
Best freebie of the day
Ugh, the things I do for friends
@TheJayJayman #face I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
Initiation done.
Am always being told to claim my lunch expenses, for the first time in forever I may just claim back cc
@TomWales pic.twitter.com/bekkHZTHfU Ugh, screw it. I accept a challenge that will hopefully prove I am right and they are wrong. Let the fun begin.
Women filing her nails on the bus is really freaking me out, gross. She's not even doing them correctly. Say hello to weak nails lady
#lame I just helped a granny cross the road
Being called miserable by a sweaty guy in a lemon ironed shirt and clean nails is like 'jeez man, can your wife hate you anymore?'
Trying to question my work ethic, conform? Me? Sure...Ugh.
*Prepares letter of resignation* - just in case.
Intense. I managed to get to a boss to angrily spit words out, while I sit there using only a few words trying not to smirk my face off.
Ugh, physically preparing myself for another session of having to 'save myself' *clicks back wrists and shoulders* - bring it on bitches!
Each bottle represents a mood, this morning Peachy... #lame
Shutting myself off for the day. Closing all the curtains, watching David Lynch movies and drinking chilli tea.
Ugh, four hours of volunteer work and a session of Pilates later, I find
@joshysmithy in the same snoozing position I left him 6 hours ago.
Oh hey indie disco night, I have missed you.
I love making people who already hate me hate me even more.
Camden and Shoreditch get more uglier each weekend flying visit. Could your class be any lower right now?
#wheredothesepeoplecomefrom?
Ugh wanker face is out
@tomodudeo *mentally prepares fists*
Am tweeting this while on top of
@joshysmithy back
#runpiggierun 
And.... Action... 'sup?
Thanks to that drunk guy who decided to step on my foot three times while saying 'ou light 'abe? in my face. My broken toe feels great
Ugh, stop poking me
@joshysmithy it's totally fine, grr.
Am now drunk sitting
@joshysmithy while he sucks his drunk face into an illegal amount of food. Going to kick his arse if he vomits on me
Rather rock n roll night.I had
@TheJayJayman fetching me cups of tea while I spun some stuff. Also realised just how much I hate
@tomodudeo Asked a friend why her bathroom mat is hanging over her bath and she responds with 'you know to keep it clean' wtf?
Ugh,I hate it when someone says'was nice meeting you.'Firstly sucking up is not cool,go.away.Secondarily how the hell did you get my number?
Ugh, I just watched
@joshysmithy bite into an actual block of cheddar cheese. He literally makes me want vomit down my face and eat it.
These guitars were stolen in Birmingham last night. If someone tries to sell you them, please let us know. x
pic.twitter.com/FyZpUgswU7 Ugh, caffeine withdrawal. Forgot to my second energy tablet..... Trembling.... Deaths a little shaky... Oh... Wow... This is not healthy
Ugh, I received another free coffee at Pret today, this time at another branch. Why please? Do I look poor? Too tramp-ster? Dirty face? Ugh
#Ugh RT
@joshysmithy: friends! acquaintance friends!”
Imagine getting to places due to the people you know and not what you know?
#wouldratherdiethanks 
#GangstaPope
I went for an early morning run with
@TheJayJayman I still kicked his arse dispute having a broken toe.He took a smoke right afterwards,lulz