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That seat with your bag on was totally saved for me right stranger?
Me this morning to anyone who even dares looks in my direction pic.twitter.com/64GUIKiQKK
A discussion that should have took place in ones head, happened in writing instead. Damn! I adore these 140 characters of grum-rumble #lame
*takes selfie* *hears knock at door* this is the police. you are being charged for public disturbance
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Ugh, going to be super greedy and listen to them both equally as one another. Am far too indecisive to make such a decision right now #lame
Both are completely different genres. Rock versus Indietronica. North London versus East London. Grunge versus hipster. Band versus machines
Ugh,I cannot decide which album I want to get obsessed over this week 'Wish To Scream' by Tribes or 'I'm Leaving' by Is Tropical #musicdying
Bored of practise, let the boys fight over the frequency-blah. I found a dark corner to listen to Wolf Alice in peace with a pint of coffee
Ugh, invites and demos for Thursday 'Secret Project' launch are about to be posted out to London's media #annoying pic.twitter.com/IRUmzGX6yW
Nothing but sheer beauty
That hilariously awkward moment when someone heavier than you sits on the other end of a seater chair and you end up flying in the air #lame
Ugh, I got sent some of the worse PR stuff, ever! Do not start your email with how are you? Or lovely weather. You will be trashed forever
Ugh, it's not even 7am yet and I have already had a mental breakdown over my coffee marker taking hours to work. Grr, why? Why? Why?
Ugh, had to tell a drunk guy his invading my personal space. He calls me rude and starts yelling at me in polish.Yet he invaded my face? Grr
I am the only one to cater for the cheap indie scene, I don't care. If I like the band/song and you don't. I win. Not going to fight for it
Being part of a six DJ group is hilarious. They all fight for 'I have better music than you.' I on the other hand am like, meh! Blah! #lame
So yeah, I just say Itch from King Blues solo in an Art Gallery jumping on expensive stuff. Was less ska more rap behind a computer #awkward
Gig in an art gallery #amazing
Penguins are taking over!
The sky's feeling a little tense #rad
Brighton on the rock #lamemuch?
That awesome moment you remember last nights bouncing on B-Tons beach with a cheap sound system, bottles of death& low rent indie stars #rad
Witnessed Brighton's next psychedelic band, rad and mad as hell. Oh one look around, ugh, hey faces of London's media and A&R #goaway
I kinda back butted a random, own fault for walking too slow #radannoying
That hilarious moment you catch a random taking a selfie #rad
I wonder if I could even delay my own death by 10 minutes.
Ugh, no surprise there, missed my train again! I turned up early but ended up flipping through Dan Browns 'Inferno' instead.
Oh, what a great lifestyle you lead. Sitting outside coffee shops with an empty crusting away mug ogling at girls. How old are you? 40/50?
Everyone loves a cheap trashy beat to 'dance' too, don't they? #hidesbehindfringe
I have been triple dared to play this electotrash song at 3 times in my 2 hour music set this evening #sorryBrighton youtu.be/yIqL5UkuG5o
Watching Brighton's waves
Wind and dampness by the seaside is horrible. If I lose a finger or gain any sort of hair frizz, I am suing you Mother Bitch #dying
RT @daveportivo: You know you need a shave when: you get the remote control stuck in your beard. #awkwardlyamazing
Oh come on, I don't even answer the phone to my mum or boss. Good luck to those who attempt like this #retards pic.twitter.com/nBFsObhTLr
Obsessed with my new ring (excuse the battered fingers, I punched a twat)
That awkward moment when you're trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.
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I always end up in the corner talking music with randoms.
My friend Kyle dropped 'Spank' by The Bloody Beetroots, the crowd are in a room of sweaty fire; who said Mondays should never have happened?
Yes, we totally did 'Money Strings' #lame
I knew my hair could get big, but the hair stylist took this to crazy scary big.
You never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am.
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All those punch classes paid off, just a shame I forgot to defend my knuckles in the progress. I blame the rings. Swollen fingers #awkward
I did offer to share a needle if he fancied it, this was met with a spit in my face. Nice, hey?
Last night I was grabbed by a random and called 'that junkies whore.' My arm is still throbbing, swollen&bruising up pic.twitter.com/AsXgtmVEaB
If you wish your mother a Happy Mother's Day on Twitter instead of spending time with her, you're a horrible child.
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It's fine @tomodudeo has not used twitter in over a year, I can bitch write his face off and he will never ever know... This one time ...
Ugh, someone called @tomodudeo a 'legend,'due to that fact he is mixing with the crowd 10 minutes before his bands gig #dickheadshowofftwatz
Attempting to make some rather shit Indietronica music. Annoying, no one understands this will only ever be a basement band 4verz a joke
Ugh, so you totally get paid to upload selfies all day long, right? #wtf