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Bubble tea sensation is weird yet so addicted.
My arm got killed πŸ™ˆ
It's the end of the world #rage πŸ™ˆ
Awkward moment you huff and puff out the office and come back to find this on your desk 😳
We have totally not been having β€˜Hey Girl’ meme email offs for hours. Have we @LoveHannahGold? πŸ™ˆπŸ˜
I accidentally switched on to BBC Radio 1 for the first time in years. Never. Again. Ever #thesekidsaretocoolforme
Cutest. Thing. Ever 😍
What's worse was we had to drag @joshysmithy into the house. I wanted to leave him outside but @LoveHannahGold has a heart of gold (heehee)
Massive freeze and lots of 'you open the door'... I do it. Finger on hair spray & It's @joshysmithy blacked out covered in kebab #kickedhim
Lulz moment you wake up to @LoveHannahGold panicking that someone is outside my front door. We ran downstairs armed with hair spray...
Super giddy at St Pancras waiting for mademoiselle @LoveHannahGold's train to arrive.I feel nervous.I need flowers.Must.Not.Leap.In.Air
'Love is giving someone the power to completely destroy you, and hoping they won't' #broken
Nothing more face palm annoying as when someone enters a a full on loaded group chat with either 'LOL' or 'hey.' Laters, kicking your ass πŸ™ˆ
'I'm walking in the fog'
wtf moment when M&S can't sell you food with the 14th of December on it, but can with the 13th. One less day to eat it now #wasteoffood πŸ™ˆ
Busted lip, heavy eyed, buzzing ears and hands so filthy they alone need a bath. Just been carried up my front steps, now I eye make out
That awkward moment you have to use the restroom but 6 people have to get up to let you go through πŸ™ˆ
Supposed to be sulking into a cider pint in a grimey venue south of the river watching a rubbish band. Swanky me? 😰
Talk and eat down the phone to me automatically ends call.
I gain too much happiness watching someone go all in defence 'was not me' mode. Take responsibility of the issue and deal with it. Ugh. Jeez
That lulz wtf moment you see a grown woman carrying her lunch in a Tesco carrier bag. Nice cucumber slices. No shame?
I mean your feet are supposed to face North not the right going West and the left going East. I mean like, can't you walk straight? πŸ‘£
Aquarium of empty. Death lays at the bottom. Sorry I forgot about you 1D πŸ’
Heavy eyed. Dying.
That amazing moment a private joke makes the room suddenly super awkward when you bring it up. High five @joshysmithy we did beyond awesome
Forgot ear plugs. My drums are officially dying a very buzzing death.
Thousands of families will struggle to heat their homes this year, while British Gas hand out lip glosses to girls πŸ™ˆ
'I'm a lot like Dominos Pizza. If you don't come in thirty minutes, the next one is free' OMG @TheJayJayman (another level of his 'charm') πŸ™ˆ
My mood ring says it all this morning. Cold. Dead.
β€˜Hey Simone, did you not get the dress code memo for today?' 'Oh, I got the memo alright' 'ITS FOR CHARITY SIMONE!' #meh
Walked out of court with the biggest buzzing face ever. The elephant weight has been lifted from my back. Can't touch me πŸ’ͺπŸ˜ŠπŸ‘
Me and @joshysmithy are the street loons. His was drinking milk from the carton while we walked my kitten down the street.
Become that crazy lady who takes her cat out for a walk. Can't decide wherever India is begging to go walkies or not
...It's too cute
Hilarious 6am moment of kicking @joshysmithy out of bed to remove running wild kitz from room. Just found them both sleeping on the sofa πŸ™ˆ
Dizzy fizzy Jack
Honoured my emails have been hacked twice by persons in France and Russia in the space of hours. / must pay attention to Gmail alerts πŸ™ˆ
My head belongs to the bottom of a bottle of Jack tonight #laterzteetotal
I saw a band with only one album last night and overheard on the way out 'crowd pleasing set.' W. T. F? @TheJayJayman looked mugged off
That awkward moment security mistake pink lipstick pens as mini sex toys. I totally rubbed the lipstick into my lips in his face #selflulz
Been amusing me that ordering a Pepsi makes people look at me different. Either an alcoholic or one is pregnant / Eastenders theme tune
Sometimes I wish my phone would just stop, for like five minutes. Stop #overload
Been eying up @joshysmithy attempt to open a fresh cartoon of soya milk. His failing and refusing to ask help. Push down and twist, duh!
Am sure the cat sluts are nice girl, wait. One wants to get 'lashed of my tits' MEOW πŸ˜ΎπŸ’¦
Seriously only kids & peds celebrate this day. Oh & the sluts. How could I forgot when I have 4 girls in cat leather suits in my view, meow?
Am next to a women who smells of wet dog. I mean, what if she has no dog and that's her smell? I am on the edge of heaving on her lap 😨