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Dr. Frank Simon 
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
Word of advice: borrow money from pessimists. They don’t expect you to pay it back.
Nobody expects you to post brilliance. Just be yourself, with the occasional intent of bringing shame to your entire family.
I fold my laundry just like everyone else. About 3 weeks after the dryer buzzes.
I'm old enough to remember when having a long cord on the home phone was privacy.
I don't think any of my vampire jokes will ever see the light of day.
I think a clear conscience is really just memory loss
I liked a @YouTube video [FLASHMOB] Pirates of the Caribbean - Rhapsody Philharmonic
I liked a @YouTube video Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time
Bush presidents are like Godfather movies... two is enough.
I liked a @YouTube video Pet Shop Boys - Always On My Mind
Around 800 Muslims have been killed in a stampede at Mecca. I bet the guy that shouted "Drone!" for a laugh feels a right cunt now.
It's Ruby Tuesday! I hear ONE Guitar!
I liked a @YouTube video TOP 10 BEST Got Talent auditions EVER IN THE HISTORY! 2015 Global
Sorry, I am having an out of money-experience
Nice perfume… but do you really need to marinate in it?
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
A sign language interpreter at a Trump rally just wildly swinging around both middle fingers in all directions as he speaks.
Your blurry blood moon photo changed my life. Thanks for sharing.
Super Blood Moon Eclipse between the Air Academy Chapel Spires...
Having Parkinson's does have odd benefit. I don't need to use batteries in my Proglide Power Razor.
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