Nasubukan mo na ba pumasok sa work ng di nakapag toothbrush? 😷
"Happiness keeps you sweet.Trials keep you strong.Sorrows keep you human.Failures keep you humble... And ENERGIZER battery,keeps you going."
I remember the chorus, they were singing it for us.
Late yun pasok ng messages sa Viber. Wala daw masakyan na Jeep.
We've all played the fool in somebodies "movie" at least once, but the key is to not get typecast.- Tony Gaskins Jr.
Talo ng 3 Nilagang Itlog ang 5 Pandesal. #EnergyFood #BudgetMeal
Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you - Vipin Sharma
Tomorrow is another day. Ahahaha! #Valentines
There is no better exercise for your heart than reaching down and helping to lift someone up. ~Bernard Meltzer
The bank's first rule : when it comes to taking a loan, you should first prove you don't need one.
So Tatlo na ang pila ngayon sa Jollibee. Isang pang Senior, Isang pang Panty Zone at Isang para sa mga Abangers. #Vow #Crush
Jerome. More like a Jack than a Heath. #Gotham
Just because i don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. ~ Homer Simpson
"The game of life is a game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later with astounding accuracy."
78, 79, Haiti!
We never lose our demons, we only learn to live above them.- The Ancient One #DoctorStrange
Good liars are also better at detecting other people’s lies.
In Other words, You can't fool us.
If you see someone wearing the same thing they wore yesterday, don't tell them. They know.
"The leading cause of friction in relationships is lack of lubrication."
Move. You gotta move that way or that way either way you gotta move.
When you’re happy, you’ll enjoy the music. But when you’re sad, you’ll understand the lyrics.
Sa Darating na Bagong Taon...
TOROTOT: Pwede ang MAG bawal ang MANG.
TOROTOT, Bow! #happynewyear
Fact: Diarrhea makes you run faster.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Listening to Enya. Closes eyes and imagining I'm in a damn sword fight... With a dwarf.
Bawal daw ba ang lips to lips pag may sore eyes?
Meron daw bang batas na Friday lang pwede mag munggo? #elevatorchat
Forever is just a word because no one's ever been there.
Anything less than your best is a felony.#iceicebaby
Whatever you are be a good one. ~Abraham Lincoln
Saying "cray" instead of crazy is just plain lay.
"If we each gained a 1000 lbs
We would all be closer."
" Kapag merong promise, siguradong may kasunod yang sorry. Yan na siguro yung tinatawag nilang PROMISE-SORRY NOTE."
Why Fall in love if you can Fall asleep?
They say Laughter is the best medicine. But if you're laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
If I were U then there will no longer be I Love U but U love U.
Who says you're too busy to make your halloween costume?
Frontway backway skyway south luzon expressway
Rabbits jump, they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run, they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don't do anything & live for 150 years...
So take a slow stride.
Today was beyond tired and hungry.
I can't be bought, but I can be stolen with a glance. I'm worthless to one, but priceless to two. #love #Nygma
Love comes unseen: We only see it go.
Never Underestimate The Predictability Of Stupidity.
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Uy. Masarap pala ang siomai with ketchup
Just witnessed some girl swallowed a whole twinkie😮
"The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, whatever."