Mabango ang dighay pag kumain ng pipino. Wag lang yung may sukang pipino.
Only two types of people wear speedos to a public pool, athletes, and perverts, which one are you? - Roger Smith
From being a Ferrari and becoming a Prius.
I can see a lot of people saying go for it and secretly ROTFLMAO.
I guess this is the last time some kid will be named Caitlyn.
Are you the right kind of terrible?
Quando la luce splendera.
Life is too short, so just do whatever the hell makes you happy
Never sit on your balls when cycling.
What time does a chef have lunch?
Again. Thank you to you who invented yoga pants.
A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. – Bertrand Russell
Ang gaganda naman ng lady police ng MPD. #voluntarysurrender
There's always a power tripping asshole in every gov't office.
Was it Frankenstein the one who made the first defibrillator?
Never knew Paul Revere kicked ass. #sonsofliberty
On Pity Retweets and Flirty Favorites
And we rely on each other, ah ha
From one lover to another, ah ha! #linefromasongthatstickstoyoulikesuperglue
"The human mind heals itself at its own pace."
Thinking of going to the moon. But first I gotta hit this.
Crying never solved anything. Not even food that was too dry and needed salt.
Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor. Translation: When are we going to see Hodor again?
Puro naman kulog, kelan ba uulan yan.
Rumble turned to rubble. Not happy with new champ tubby Danny. #UFC187
Taco Bell and weed. They go together. #soiheard
Took me a while to realize Arnold Schwarzenegger can't do a Matthew Mcconaughey.
Masarap ang barbequeng malamig sa hatinggabi.
Dig deeper. Said my nostrils to my index finger.
Nakakapuyat naman tong UFC. Sanay kami manuod ng tanghali hindi hating gabi #UFCFightNightManila
Take Juliette to Nanda Parbat! #GrimmFinale #GrimmFinaleJuliette
Did that #ArrowSeasonFinale
sort of felt like the ending of Avengers Age of Ultron?
Broke a brawl between to yayas. #MyLifeIsSoExciting
Norman has gone full Psycho! RIP Bradley Martin. #BatesMotel
Damn! That Video Conference was a disaster. #thirdworldproblems
Practice the art of losing gracefully.
Kill the boy and let the man be born.
Your Fart Smells Familiar.
Juliette just made it from Most Hated Hexenbiest to Most Hated Character on #GRIMM
Mas ma - hapdi ang kirot ng bagong tuli kesa sa nabigong pag-ibig.
Wentworth. The name probably came from They WENT for it and it was WORTH it.
Miss you too Bets! Best Regards to Luis!
Back in the day, it was Mirror mirror on the wall, now people ask the web to lie about their age.