Midnight Laundry. #MyNewThing
We never move on. We simply carry on.
Another week over. keep on rolling.
Please don't stand so close to me. #Creepy
Is it just me? I find the washing machine spinning hypnotic.
The people who actually go through sh*t, don’t go around telling people about it.
It scares you when you enter the toilet and the lid cover is down. There's a SURPRIIISE!!!
Yung feeling na akala mo tapos na pero may kasunod pa pala. #diarrhea #itAintOver
Can't sleep at night, can't get up in the morning.
If you're sleepy and you need to keep awake, pull a bunch of your nose hairs. It's better than coffee! #TryIt
Dear Depression, It would be best if we don't see each other anymore.
If killing time is a crime, I'd be behind bars by now.
When drawing a straight line... Lay off the Red Bull.
One morning you woke and lost your super powers. #YourEarthShakingMorningFarts
WIll need to learn how to walk slowly. #ItKillsTime
Pag wala ka magawa, mag bunot ka ng bigote.
The advantage of being alone. You have a strong wifi signal.
Had my turkish bath... Minus the Turkish.
Good Morning Beautiful! Whoever you are...
Just when you're about to finish downloading, Internet Service goes effed up. #Sucks
It's 2am. When all your housemates are asleep, What do you do?... Laundry.
Minus two weeks. April2014 Come closer.
What's the point of drinking beer if there's no alcohol in it? It's just like drinking piss.
Napanaginipan mo ex mo at ikakasal na daw kayo. TANGA! hanggang panaginip nalang yun! #AsaKaPa
When you're far away and alone, that's when you start missing everyone... Including those you hate. Ahahaha!
Manhid na ang puwet ko, Di parin nagload ang game ko.
1. Getting kicked on balls
2. Zipper caught the scrotum.
3. Pulling your nose hair.
4. Grocery cart injury
5. Empty Wallet
Good thing there's You Tube.
They always say " The water is fine" but it is never fine. It's either too cold or too hot. #justsaying
We adapt to any situation, but never to a bad breath situation.
Alone in your room, Enjoy your stinky fart.
Perfect also means UNREAL
Another day is done. Weeks and Months to go. #OneDayAtaTime
Let's call it a half day.
Weather. Whether you like it or not.
Darkness exists only in the absence of light. Since light is eternal, darkness is always temporary. ~ #Aine
Was it the snoring? No, it wasn't the snoring. Twas the farting.
When all you could do is stare at the walls, the ceiling and back to the walls again.
When boredom strikes... Mangulangot ka na lang. lilipas din yan.
Will you survive a year without cable tv?
Butt is numbed from all that sitting.
Back to the grind. The slooooow grind.
extreme opposite. bagay ang tamad dito. madaming patay na oras.
Mental Note: Ang brief ay matagal matuyo sa aircon.
Where do you go for lunch? Uh... My room.
Playoffs tomorrow! If only I was elsewhere so I can watch. #NotInThisPartOfTheWorld
Back in the day. My farts were like bazookas and howitzers.
It's not that I have nothing to tweet, It's my damn internet connection that's not letting me.