If you are living your life without giving an "F", You are living a L I [ ] E.
100% of humans are born naked. #WhoKnew
It's going to be DRIZZY outside tomorrow... expect a LIL WAYNE.
A stupid question warrants a stupid answer.
If ALONE and MISERABLE were fan clubs, who do you think got more letters?
" Walang karapatang umangal ang mga di gumagalaw."
Gusto ko sana mag pa foot spa, Pero mas mura ang Chippy.
I LOVE THIS
What do you do when you miss your ex? Re-load and shoot again.
When you step on crap, guess what? It's no banana peel.
Stupid is that guy who takes the escalator and starts running
When 3 minutes is like a lifetime. #DU30Inaguration
Taking steps is easy, Standing still is hard.
Ang lakas makaganda yun black dress at white sneakers.
A tug of war between The Ortho and The Cardio.
Cersie got to be the big winner yesterday.
That Bacon Mushroom Jalapeño Melt is the bomb! #Wendy
Bibili ako ng siomai sa Hen Lin, di kita bibigyan.
Wag kalimutan mag Shake, Rattle and Roll.
From Beast Mode to Beast Mood
Motherfucker got fucked up ’cause he got in the way. #OITNB4
The King wants it bad. #GoCavs
I told you I was trouble,
You know that I'm no good. #Amy
Yung eksena na kaka rest day mo lang kahapon duty ka ngayon tapos rest day na ulit bukas.
If you're at the beach all day everyday, then you must be working there.
When you're down, stare at the clown. #JoeDirt
"There is only one defense against isolation — be with those you love."
"There will be no Walk of Atonement today."
Oh Come on! #GameofThrones #blueballs
Ang asim level ko today pang sinigang. Ang Iniiit!
Decisions as I go, to anywhere I flow.
Nobody likes Bran. It gives you loud farts. #BringBackHodor #GoT
Man, Hodor made me cry. �#GoT
A little fear can be a good thing.
Dahil naguumpisa ng naguulan:
There are the Palakas and there are the Palakants.
I know the smell of a loaded diaper from miles away
"A true leader avails himself of the wisest counsel he can, and nobody’s wiser than the gods." #GameofThrones
The martyrs... the saints, the saviors... they all end up the same way. Bloody and alone.
Never criticize, Always encourage.
Yung nagmamadali ka umuwi kasi Bagnet yun ulam🐷
I'm looking over a four leaf clover
I overlooked before
One leaf is sunshine, the second is rain,
Third is the roses that grow in the lane.
Breaking News! Jon Snow is Alive!!!
All the wealth in the world can't stop you from going bald.
Men think highly of those who rise rapidly in the world; Whereas nothing rises quicker than dust, straw and feathers. - Lord Byron
She wore a raspberry beret
The kind you find in a second hand store
Recollection, Retreating, Reflection is not Cache CLEARED. Get real.
It's amazing how we can do stuff when we need it.