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"Figure out what you want and learn how to ask for it."
The only good thing about my insomnia is that I get to watch LFL at 3 in the morning.
I guess the worse time to getting spooked is when you're taking a dump.
Sleeplessness and Reese's
If it's not happening, get up and come back later.
Detach and allow yourself to be happy. #NotACareInTheWorld
People are naturally happier when kept busy, but are programmed to be lazy.
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Settle one issue at a time.
Time to face my demons.
Di bale daw payatot basta di nanlalambot. Ahahaha!
My best side would be my backside.
"We can always choose to do what's right." Sabi ni Spider-Man.
From Self Exile to Self Quarantine.
"ma'a as-salaama" (مع السلامة)
12 Months of Slave ends today.
A&E - Anxious and Excited
Yup. It is definitely summer. 37 degrees.
Watching Haunt. " Every ghost story begins with a house and a tragedy." Is it some scary shit.
Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya, tomorrow! You're always a day away!
Try peeing while cleaning your ears, it's distracting.
Operation Get The Hell Outta Here.
How to keep a secret secret, Keep it to yourself.
When you are trying to hold in a fart next to a cute girl in class...
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The path from poverty to wealth is not always pure and honorable.
Sansa , Sansa , Sansa. Yeah...
First week of April came in like... so in a hurry like, running to the toilet, like with a bad diarrhea.
Ang pagmamahal ko sayo ay tulad ng pagmamahal ng baboy sa kanin-baboy. :D
Because It's April Fool's, Yes. I Love You.
It's Officially APRIL! ... In Australia and New Zealand
"Too many freaks not enough circuses."
Professional fart smeller" is a real job in China that pays about US$50,000 per year.
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Don't just walk in and trust people.
They Are Screwing With The Wrong People.
I wanna bite some necks.
Say something cool. MINT. In fact lots of mint. Okay! That's too cool.
"I used up all my sick days so I called in dead. "