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Mrs. Gary Busey
I got 99 problems but blackheads ain't one instagram.com/p/5db9yeSl0C/
Every day is National Junk Food day if you don't give a shit.
If you run into someone and they try to start a conversation, loudly whisper "Shhh, the movie's starting" and stare blankly into space.
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It's nice to meet you, I'm very excited to maybe be myself around you in probably like 3 years
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Lets hear it for all the jobbers out there. Helping solve crimes and shit.
Oh, Sims. How I've missed you so. 👍�instagram.com/p/5DLJ0HylxU/PT
Taking a break from cleaning to lie in bed and take selfies. You're welcome. #SundayNotsofunday instagram.com/p/5DAG5bSl4b/
I don't remember seeing that on the menu
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Over 55% of Beijing smokers want to quit after blanket smoking ban taking effect: Poll xhne.ws/g4BSI
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I appear calm, but as I wait for my drink, I can feel a tantrum brewing. One the likes of which this Applebee's has never seen.
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The list of my nicknames at work. My coworkers are desperately trying to make it to 20 by EOB.
You can download the OS X El Capitan and iOS 9 public betas now tnw.me/IPg70gK
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When you're trying to poop and the bathroom is full so you can only push when someone flushes. That.
🎶 Under the sea �QF
I don't debate on Twitter because no one changes their mind. That gets frustrating for me because I know everything.
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Perfect day to light someone you hate on fire and claim it was a "fireworks accident".
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And the gayest statement of the night award goes to my roomie for her performance in "I can't go that night, I'm going to a fondue party".
My Burger King crown fell apart in the pool again. I can never have anything nice.
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I'm about 3 beers away from putting on an adult diaper.
I returned my treadmill because the box was stapled shut and I couldn't open it.
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Twitter has a "sign out" button. That's cute.
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I'm 100% white & 0% racist. I'm 100% male & 0% misogynistic. I'm 96.734182% straight & 0% homophobic. Live & let live, or fuck off & die.
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Your avi says, "I'm pretty, I know it, and there's a very good chance I will kill you in your sleep." *follows*
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One of the fun things I like to do is ruin things in my head before they ever have a chance to happen
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Boss: Are you high? Me: You and I both know that I don't make enough money to have a drug habit.
👯💛🍻 @ Bragan Fieinstagram.com/p/36v8G_SlxX/Kq9
Sunday Funday! 👍🏼👏🏼🍺 @ Bragan Finstagram.com/p/36vpMrSlww/iEA6I
Just me and my Pooter, pooting our lives away at the Tax Collector.
Sunday Funday with Mom 👍🏼�instagram.com/p/3po3f0yl02/6gPM
Walking passed the fridge, it would be rude not to get some cheese Can't be rude, not to cheese My friend... the cheese Marry me, cheese
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Look, just take my nude photos. Don't make this weird.
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After this drink, I'm going to bed! (I said to myself 3 drinks ago)
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It's not that I don't want to meet your parents I just already had plans of driving into oncoming traffic
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MISSED CONNECTION: You were a nurse in the ER. I accidentally pooped in my urine sample.
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I'm the baddest bitch in this Yankee Candle
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sometimes when I'm petting my cat and he's purring I wonder if he's faking it
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Turn it off. Please turn it off and never turn it back on again.
I have felt personally victimized by Regina George.
Stop yelling at me!!!
You lost me at "let's go to Applebee's."
If you've seen me trying to get a vending machine to accept my dollar bill, you've pretty much seen my sex tape.
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About referring to trans people by their former name because it's their "real" name:
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Winning a fight with your gf is like winning a vacation to Detroit. Don't get too excited
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