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Mrs. Gary Busey

I saved time doing yard work by renaming the weeds "plants"
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I'm not judging you, I'm just trying to guess what medications you're on.
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Due to the percentage of water they contain, most living things—including humans—are technically sauces.
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It's because it's Bring Your Daughter To Work Day, sweetie. That's why. What Papa is doing right now is called an "autopsy". Stop crying.
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What idiot named it the English Channel instead of the BB Sea
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Johnny Depp's left arm is where bracelets go to die
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Could a murderer do THIS? *lawyer points to defendant doing cool tap dance* I remind the jury that only guilty feet have got no rhythm.
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There's nothing to fear but fear itself and other scary shit like bears and snakes and spiders and women who wake up at 4am hungry.
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Therapist: It's been 8 years since the death of your parents. How are you coping? Bruce Wayne: I dress as a bat and beat up strangers now.
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Today be sure to exhibit your narcissism on social media by posting about the "tragic" impact of a celebrity's death on you.
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Adele is really frustrated with the pressure to breastfeed, which is silly because guys will do that without much pressure at all.
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coworker: those are some crazy socks me: well I guess th- socks: THE GOVERNMENT RECORDS ALL OF OUR PHONE CALLS & IS HIDING UFO EVIDENCE
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Thou shalt not winky face smiley another man's twitter crush. -Emojenesis 8:15
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My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus rose from the dead and Daryl shot him in the head with his cross bow
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[spelling bee] Your word is 'effusive' "E-F-F-U-S-I-V-E" That is correct. What was your name? "It's Siv" I know lmao [hi5s other judge]
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Me to hubs: It's Good Friday and we both have the day off. Let's do something fun today! Jesus: Um, ok wow.
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Endings, in order of likelihood: 1. Surprise 2. Tragic 3. Scooby Doo 4. Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time I believed her when she'd answer me with "no, nothing is wrong" That fairytale ended the day we got married
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Once I figure out what rhymes with orange I'm taking over the poetry world.
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i don't care what anyone says KFC is an actual feeling
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An ice cream truck but with wine.
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Primus should totally release a 'Greatest Hits' album titled 'The Optimus Primus'.
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If I ever find a dead body while I'm hiking I'm gonna be like finally
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This will forever remain my favorite moment here on twitter dot com
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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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Sweet potatoes are just regular potatoes that remember birthdays and anniversaries.
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Inspirational tweet: Surround yourself with kind people who have money and will buy you tacos.
[first date] HER: i have great taste in music. ME: if you can taste music you’re clearly an alien
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TRUMP: We will build a wall! BERNIE: We will break up the banks! RACCOON: I will wash everything anyone ever tries to eat
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DOCTOR: *holding needle* you're going to feel a little pressure ME: ok DOCTOR: You need to find a girlfriend and go finish your degree
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Electing Donald Trump to fix America is like having a baby to fix your marriage.
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i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
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Shut up and send her the heart eyes emoji like a God damn man.
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Ocean Floor Crab: Hey Imitation Crab: Hey C: Do I know u? IC: Do I know u? C: Stop that IC: Stop that C: *moves sideways IC:*moves sideways
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A relationship is where you give someone Kryptonite and pray they never use it against you.
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I'm unpredictable. Like a dad on a field trip.
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When you ignore someone, you're just teaching them to live without you.
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Mental note: pee before I get in the tub #wontgetcleanlikethis
I cleaned the tub in anticipation of taking a bath but now I'm too tired to get up and go take a bath. #firstworldproblems
Sorry I didn't answer my cell phone, I don't know how.
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Sharing your favorite music with someone is like sharing small pieces of yourself.
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idea: a phone protector that shields you from your family and friends' racist Facebook posts.
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When I was a kid I enjoyed listening to the Rolling Stones, but now that I'm an adult I enjoy listening to the Rolling Stones.
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It used to be called "House Depot" until they filled it with love.
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I hope that when the zombies finally do come, they're all dyslexic and they only go after Brians.
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If I dressed according to my salary I'd be naked all the time.
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Your tweet contest hates you and so does everyone else. Relish that.
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