To date => I have no clue WTF a 'Candy Crush' is, or why I get fifty million invites to it daily.
Came out to Atlanta for the weekend ... man, I'm having a blast.
I just love how people use the word BORROW so liberally; knowing damn well have no intentions or means of paying back.
Jayquan Bieber look faded right now ...
Mayweather showing great sportsmanship, classy dude ... TBE > 'the best ever'
What fight was that judge watching that called it a draw, 114-114?
Those shots in slow motion though >>>>
Diddy looking like a glass of lemonade; Canelo looking like pink lemonade.
That was ugly but a WIN is a WIN ... lmao! #JETS
Walmart employees are always mad at the world ... miserable AF.
Why do I have to pay sales tax on my Amazon purchases now? *sad face*
I thought I saw it all ... then I saw Hannah Montana masturbate on stage with a foam finger while backin' that ass up on Beetle Juice.
Twerking is officially DEAD (bury it next to swag)
Mark Sanchez gets NO LOVE
Gang Green vs Big Blue at MetLife #Giants #Jets
Game Day ... couldn't ask for better weather.
Having a PIN code on my phone doesn’t mean I’m cheating and/or have something to hide, it just means I DON’T WANT YOU IN MY DAMN PHONE.
It would be nice if people asked for permission or give a heads up BEFORE listing me as a reference on their applications …WTF.
I don’t have an attitude problem, yes …sometimes I have an attitude but its other people that seem to have a problem with it.
Out at the bar, didn't hit one of my usual spots ... drinks are weak *sigh*
At Prudential Center ... NY Liberty vs LA Sparks. LIBS taking an L though. pic.twitter.com/Ed5gYTtYS1
Ugh, I can’t even with these braids … especially not for an extended period => *refuses to be one of those head-patting females*
You know how women would be called cougars but the male equivalent would be a sugar-daddy or cradle-snatcher, what is a man MILF called?
I never heard of a FILF … is there a word or name for a male MILF? Random, sorry.
Him: Where you from? Me: BROOKLYN Him: No, what are you? Me: BLACK Him: Where were your parents born? <= I hate these lineage probing convos
I'm generally not an "energy drink" person but I had one today ... it's like crack in a cute bottle, damn if I'm not bouncing off walls.
Love isn't found ... it's built.
Grind in silence ... let your success make the noise.
Sour Sop? Rum & Raisin? Guinness? On Ave D => about to "Taste the Tropics"
Facts weigh more than opinion
The little things in life help determine the big things
The problem with stretching the truth is that it'll eventually snap back
Big meals always make me want to nod off ... I need a nap.
Count your blessings ... not your problems.
It's so entertaining listening to lies ... when you already know the truth.
Success is the best revenge
Flatbush Junction. Lord's Bakery. Red Velvet.
LEOS are like the cockiest members of the zodiac => I never seen so much pride placed in an astrological sign ... CTFU.
I really ought to start watching forecasts (or paying attention to the app on my phone). I'm on my summertime ish today => *goosebumps*
Just found out my cuz had a baby via Instagram ... LOL. Guess we ain't as close as I thought. Congrats & much love though (via social media)
It's up to you to determine if you'll be a slave to a negative attitude or a master of a positive one
Have more than you show, speak less than you know.
When a person shows you a pic in their phone ... look at THAT photo, don't take it upon yourself to swipe to the next pic. Ugh, I hate that.
Say word ... I didn't even know this dropped. I'll pick it up, gotta support my femcees. instagram.com/p/byrOaiN8a4/