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Eddie Ocasio
watching Gone Girl at AMC Downtown Disney 24
I posted a new photo to Facebook
Things I have to look forward to after 30: -Mid life crisis(currently in) -Balls Dropping below knees -Prostate...
The good news is I saved a lot of money on condoms by getting my wife pregnant.
Just made a plate out of the top part of a styrofoam Pollo Tropical to go box. #FuqIt #feelingLazy
Making themselves at home no matter where they are #whiteculture
#BB16Finale spoiler alert! derrick is going to win
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#SVUPremiere oh shit! Did I just see ice cube actually moving in some action sequence!
Facebook just let me know I "misused" the like button. Yay!! #Honored
A new top secret weapon program the US military doesn't want you to know about!!...
@swiftkck2urdome I wish I knew lol what's up how's everything
I posted a new photo to Facebook
I posted a new photo to Facebook
Looking for people to join my fire team on #DESTINY #PS4 add djshaddowtheking on psn. Going to be on all night tonight! Hit me up
This Video Induces Natural Hallucinations
So this Asian dude at work was talking to me about Barack Obamas shitty leadership today in the lunch room and...
Fucking autocorrect instead of tired it changes it to tires. Me saying "I'm tires" confirms I have deep mental problems.
@13bturbo yes sir! Been on a mental vacation. We all need to take a year off and give ourselves a reality check.
@tigersmalls that's what I'm talking bout!!! You got yourself a beast! Tell the man I said good luck. ...
@tigersmalls how have you been man! How's the training and son?!
Get your hands off my PENIS!!
@tigersmalls took a twitter vacation prescribed to me by my psychiatrist to get back to a normal life. Jokes on her cause it didn't work lol