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Eddie Ocasio
I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/3FNhFQS8a
Things I have to look forward to after 30: -Mid life crisis(currently in) -Balls Dropping below knees -Prostate... fb.me/3zD89bKY6
The good news is I saved a lot of money on condoms by getting my wife pregnant.
Just made a plate out of the top part of a styrofoam Pollo Tropical to go box. #FuqIt #feelingLazy
Making themselves at home no matter where they are #whiteculture pic.twitter.com/bqHUnYXFNS
#BB16Finale spoiler alert! derrick is going to win
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#SVUPremiere oh shit! Did I just see ice cube actually moving in some action sequence!
Facebook just let me know I "misused" the like button. Yay!! #Honored fb.me/1Ia4uK9Q4
A new top secret weapon program the US military doesn't want you to know about!!... fb.me/6Yln4SvZC
@swiftkck2urdome I wish I knew lol what's up how's everything
I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/6UElbHGHd
I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/1HAjkmSxf
Looking for people to join my fire team on #DESTINY #PS4 add djshaddowtheking on psn. Going to be on all night tonight! Hit me up
This Video Induces Natural Hallucinations fb.me/6PFexDOd3
So this Asian dude at work was talking to me about Barack Obamas shitty leadership today in the lunch room and... fb.me/1jtNuYzA3
Fucking autocorrect instead of tired it changes it to tires. Me saying "I'm tires" confirms I have deep mental problems.
@13bturbo yes sir! Been on a mental vacation. We all need to take a year off and give ourselves a reality check.
@tigersmalls that's what I'm talking bout!!! You got yourself a beast! Tell the man I said good luck. ... tmi.me/1eKV0D
@tigersmalls how have you been man! How's the training and son?!
Get your hands off my PENIS!! fb.me/3z5wYsPZC
@tigersmalls took a twitter vacation prescribed to me by my psychiatrist to get back to a normal life. Jokes on her cause it didn't work lol
iOS 8 is introducing this new feature called Wave. Expect a bunch of dumbasses to literally put their iDevices in... fb.me/6KJLVcyu1
iOS 8 is introducing this new feature called Wave. Expect a bunch of dumbasses to liter... tmi.me/1eKItF pic.twitter.com/BNGy0QPBaD