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For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
He makes me smile easily He is the reason I wake up happy He is the one I can't forget He is everything for me and he still doesn't know.
As if it has taken me 19 years to learn that the 'st' in 1st and the 'nd' in 2nd are there because they're the last 2 letters of each word
A study claims the key to a perfect night's sleep is going to bed at exactly 10PM, having a cup of tea beforehand, and wearing pajamas.
You're 13 years old. You smoke. You're not a virgin... And you wear more make-up than you do clothes. Your parents must be so proud.
Dear fake friends, first of all you should know, i'm typing this with my middle fingers
Athazagoraphobia is the fear of being forgotten or ignored by someone you once cared about.
dear life, when I say 'could my day get any worse' it's a rhetorical question, not a challenge
WHEN I DIE I'M GONNA HAUNT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU PEOPLE ^-^
Sometimes you just have to accept that some people can only be in your heart, not in your life.
Once you lose someone, it's never exactly the same person who comes back.
I didn't text you last night. Beer did.
you finally know you're happy when reality is better than your dreams
enjoying year 10 with , @KateBreckon
fuck school work lets just bully our teachers this year.
difference between me and her: i would do anything for you, she would do anything with you
: WE CANNOT STOP LAUGHING: j.mp/19qasCu
, you are hilarious!
You can't always be nice, that's how people take advantage of you
Going turkey tomorrow with @melllisaaaaaaa
& the family :) #excited
HAHAHA I AIN'T EVEN BORN AND I GOT MORE MONEY THAN YOU'LL HAVE IN YOUR LIFE
Can't believe what's just happened!!!!!!!
Rewarding yourself with an hour on Facebook, just for writing your name on your homework.
Before sex: you help eachother to get naked, after sex u only dress urself. Moral of the story; In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
”Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”
School doesn't even test your intelligence, it tests your memory.
- I'm 5 minutes away.
-I agree to the terms & conditions.
-I didn't get your text.
-This my last piece of gum.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
aw my pleasure! <3 “@selinstar5: @Rachelkerrmusic
thanks for coming to waldegrave school you're so good you're going to be like rihanna <3”
Inspirational words and singing from @Rachelkerrmusic
this lunchtime pic.twitter.com/FAeHXuU93z
OMG pretty little liars how could you do that to me!!! I thought ezra got ARRESTED THAT WAS MESSED UP!
oh myy can't wait till pretty little liars come out in less than 2 weeeks!! #prettylittleliars
On average, people who complain live longer -- Releasing this tension increases immunity and boosts their health.
Multiple choice (test): A, B, C, or D? “Well I haven’t had a B for like 6 questions so I’ll choose that”
The soundtrack to every blockbuster this summer @SleepintheGardn keek.com/!8Ywacab
Cypridophobia is the fear of prostitutes.
Did you hear?! If we get #PllsOnKatie
will drop a big spoiler about #PLL
When you wake up half way through an amazing dream and try get back to sleep to carry it on haha
Go fuck urself with a cactus, bitch.
Hate trying to impress people
Just been to the cinema for @selinstar5 birthday treat, oblivion was so good #sexytomcruise
That awful moment when you cannnot remember the beginning of a song...