You see there's leaders and there's followers but I'd rather be a dick than a swallower.
I need that Kanye West song in CDQ right now
Kanye causing seizures and shit
Maspeth is the most boring place in Queens
SNL is losing Hader, Sudeikis, Meyers & Armisen........ uhm?
Saturday Night Fucking Live
I have no motivation to speak to anyone
Nobody knows where the fuck Indiana is though
There's no hell more harsh than a memory
Has anyone ever gotten tired after eating, or is that only me...?
Ridiculously hyped for Kanye West on Saturday Night Live tonight..
I gave a homeless guy 5 dollars yesterday..
Finished the school year with a 96 average 👏
Me and my future wife 😍
I just took a shit at my florist
If my teacher tried giving me a project with two days of school left I'd probably take a shit on their porch
these tmla girls' paragraphs about how they're gonna miss everyone are bs, you hate 99% of your class, so stfu
I just want to have filet mignon tomorrow and I'm good
The Rangers should score again, that'd be cool
Nothing is more awkward than asking... "Wait, is that really your name?"
Daft Punk's new album gets better on each listen, and that's a fucking fact
Kendrick's prom date will be a most definite 10 tomorrow
Follow me on Instagram: seantracy
Why the fuck do I have work right now, I'm fucking tired and don't have the patience for four year olds
Throwback from vacation over the summer.. Can't wait to get out of New York 😍
Finally got a job. Thank god I don't have to pay for college, I can start saving for important stuff. 🙌
don't allow yourself to be hit on by this year's graduates returning to visit the school because they like 14 y/o's.
Okay so someone come see The Great Gatsby with me, I'll pay for your ticket, and we all win
When is it MY turn to see The Great Gatsby #fuckallofyou
Seasons don't fear the reaper
Life... sometimes I wonder, will it take me under?
The first 90 percent of my phone battery lasts 2 hours, then the last 10 percent lasts for another six and a half weeks or so..
Begging a God I don't believe in to let me sleep so I can dream again..
Your crime is your pride, and your past is my only ghost.
That awkward moment when..
If you put a wig on Marcos Sosa, he becomes his mom
I can see that this is probably going to affect my sleep
I'm sorry but wouldn't it be funny if guys wore make up and girls didn't
Watching Hannah Montana motherfuckers
I guess you can say it really was transformation tuesday..
One day, everyone on Earth will learn to hold hands instead of grudges.