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Sean Tracy
Going to get the smaller bigger iPhone
Apple Watch looks sick...
"With a 57.5 inch screen its the largest iphone yet. No calls, no apps, no text, no internet- it only plays seinfeld" t.co/LnH2O5GrfQ
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Making so much πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’° right now
Week 1 is in the books, and Geno Smith leads the NFL in completion percentage (82.1%). #Jets
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Why do you all care if celebrities follow you? They're not gonna like read your tweets or socialize with you
IM AT WORK AND DUDE COMES UP TO ME SPEAKING FULL JAPANESE BUT I SOMEHOW HAD A TEN MINUTE CONVERSATION WITH HIM SAYING YEAH AND OK
THIS IS ONLY HAPPENING TO THE GIANTS BECAUSE ELI MANNING HAD HIS JERSEY TUCKED INTO HIS JEANS IN THOSE TOYOTA COMMERCIALS
THANK YOU MATT STAFFORD FOR LEADING MY FANTASY TEAM TO VICTORY
Lions are going to slaughter the Giants
I believe that's the cornerback every #Jets writer is telling me the team should've given $45M to.
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Geno Smith was blitzed on 10 drop-backs, went 6-of-7 for 87 yards, threw a touchdown, was sacked once and ran once.
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Why are they doing a replay breakdown of Ray Rice beating his wife on ESPN? Is this really wise to be doing a play by play of
Ray Rice got 2 games for brutally beating his wife & Josh Gordon got 16 games for marijuana
Don't worry, only a few weeks until NFL puts pink on its uniforms to show it cares about women.
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Great initiative by the Ravens releasing Ray Rice
Goal: learn how to say "I understand every word you're saying, motherfucker" in multiple languages.
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My prof just fucked up and said "fuck the x" instead of "find the x" and continued with "definitely do not fuck your ex" ahahahaha
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HAVE TO WEAR SUNGLASSES INDOORS TO LET PEOPLE KNOW I'M ABOVE THEM
I always have to poop when doing public speaking wtf
Is it technically ever your birthday after you've been born
About to work 10 days straight man pic.twitter.com/arC149jKkG
Bill Murray is one of a kind
What About Bob?
β€œ@BigBodyBesNYC: THERE'S ALOT OF THINGS IN MY LIFE I WANT TO TALK ABOUT BUT DA 'STATUE OF LIMITATIONS' AINT EXPIRE YET...”
β€œ@JODYHiGHROLLER: ALL THiS PERUViAN COCAiNE GOT ME ALL EMOTiONAL AND WHAT NOT”
WHATS GOiNG DOWN iN VEGAS TONiGHT iM NEW TO THE AREA AND iM SEARCHiNG FOR ALCOHOLiC SiTUATiONS & BAD CHOiCES
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β€œ@Sexualgif: wow... this is beautiful pic.twitter.com/33XpnveQrU” who the fuck has time to read this block of text
Don't eat sliced apples because the farm workers who slice them wipe them in their ass cracks pic.twitter.com/wgoWVa8WrZ
Trans-vaginal mesh
School is like a lay up compared to working a job. Surrounded by friends, you get to nap, and the work is easy. Enjoy it
I wish I could put expert bullshitter and manipulator on my resume
So good at bullshitting
This might be the whitest thing I've ever seen on SportsCenter: vine.co/v/OzmWxnUhwKg
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Andrew Luck getting those garbage yards
No one man should have all this power pic.twitter.com/NTbezvvgfP
How is my fantasy football team so good
If you say Omaha 3 times in a mirror at night, Peyton manning will appear in a Buick with a Papa Johns pizza
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Who designed the Tampa Bay uniforms? Texas Instruments???
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β€œ@ItsScottSummers: Life goals. Father and son πŸ‘¦pic.twitter.com/MaAEjtUAkdkd” is he going to audition for hunchback of Notre Dame
I have to do a speech tomorrow and it would be great if I started working on it
β€œ@NevSchulman: If only Americans cared about education as much as they cared about football...” what are you even saying lmfao
Geno Smith goes 82%, 23-28, 200+ passing, 40+ rushing w/ 2 TD's and still gets called trash Lol