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Scott Howard
sport comedy arizona 261 followers
Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things
Darrell, from the reality show "Storage Wars" once found a plastic-wrapped human corpse in a storage locker.
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Twitter's 140 characters limit + Snapchat's 80 characters limit = me unlearning everything I was taught about proper grammar in school
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knowing you're almost free for the summer
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People are generally mistaken for rude or unkind simply because they have a low tolerance for those who no longer deserve their energy.
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Being sarcastic on a regular basis can add up to 3 yrs to your life. Sarcasm is extremely healthy for the mind.
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A kick in the nuts is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3500 bones at a time.
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Not having enough sleep per day leads to desire for sex, depression and alcoholism.
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"WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?" *music cuts out* It's a cry for help. Foxes are being killed every day for their fur. Hi, I'm Sarah McLachlan..
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Kentucky starting 5 freshmen? Damn
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What's wrong? Good question.
God's temple is holy, & you are that temple. -1Cor 3:17
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Kentucky currently has 29 players in the NBA. Florida, UConn, and Wisconsin have a combined total of 27 players in the NBA.
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