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Scott Howard
sport comedy arizona 266 followers
What is sleep. Give me an hour ill try and figure that out
The real question here is: why the fuck am I not home? #WhereAmI
RIP to all the relationships that are gonna end bc of summer
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Summer is a time of pool parties, ladies in bikinis, cold beer on ice, loud music, late night, and endless memories.
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The Spurs are that old guy at the gym with short shorts & goggles, that you think you're better than, but you're not.
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this is the last year where all 4 grades in high school are 90's babies. the freshmen next year are gonna be 2000 babies, let that sink in
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Just a reminder: your week is halfway done!!!! HAPPY 🐫 🐫 🐫 🐫 🐫🐫🐫 🐫 🐫 🐫 🐫ump day!
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By the time you're a Senior in High School... You would've spent 17,000 hours of your life in school.
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The old man from the Disney Movie " UP " is an actual REAL person pic.twitter.com/xYTwP3A2sV
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The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it's too late for them to back out.
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Sweat is what happens when your fat is crying.
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I just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really don't care.
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"You can pay for school but you can't buy class." - Jay Z
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If beer pong has taught me anything... it's that there's no cool way to chase a ping pong ball.
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