All these seasonings and you still salty pic.twitter.com/F4Gx7Isppt
turns the radio on*blurred lines* switches station *blurred lines*turns radio off *blurred lines*dies and goes to hell*blurred lines*
This nigga RT @_iSpeakComedy
: Who the fuk broke his heart tho 😂😂�pic.twitter.com/h7Hu2MNmnK
I saw @hoke_mason
wearing army pants and red vans. So I bought army pants and red vans.
The Netflix I don't pay for doesn't stream in HD on my xbox. #firstworldproblems
: A full-grown bear can run as fast as a horse.” And now I'm scared
if this gets 25000 retweets I'll shave my eyebrows and get your name tattooed where my eyebrows were @keeley_breslin
During the earliest wedding ceremonies, the bride and groom would make love for the first time in front of the entire village.
when the test is moved back vine.co/v/hwQpWXJvbuv
All this nose but you still wouldn't blow me pic.twitter.com/hUkCsRoP2a
All this cotton..............but you still didnt pick me 😔�pic.twitter.com/D63cbMTv5P
I can't breathe 😫 love being sick at work
blunt blowin, sketchers shape ups showin
You burn every bridge you ever built. How can you live with yourself?
: Y'all know I'm only 17 right?” Lyin ass
Get to work, clock in at 5:57. Go into break room, manager tells me I didn't have to come in. Clock out at 6:03. 👅
Surround yourself with people who only want to see you fail for as long as I have.
SPARTANS... PREPARE FOR GLORY! pic.twitter.com/hYTOzpGHTA
: RT if you're scoopin' Ghosts at midnight!” I played it already 🙈
Presenting "Emotional Weekly Statistics". 6 new followers :) :) :) and 8 unfollowers :( :( :(. Via justunfollow.com/?r=tw
I hope @balittle_
wakes up and has a wonderful day tomorrow. Love you baby 😘
This nigga Terio everywhere BUT school smh pic.twitter.com/I8Yw3AjFfN
Let me tell you, white girls and black girls don't dance the same. People had to hold me up to keep my balance.. She was playin no games 🙅😂
AP Football Top 10:
3- Florida St
4- Ohio St
There's nothing homo about a bromance
Challenging yourself to see how hot of wings you can eat.
I have the best mom by far.
Dating your best friend is honestly the best of both worlds.
So if you just happen to stumble upon a sombrero with keys in it... You let me know