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Tim Schilling
But mostly these ones: 🕗♨️❇️📏🛂🎽🍯🌐🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋
I feel like every emoji right now
The Japanese @TheGreenInferno poster is the perfect bookend to my Travel Trilogy.
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Harry Potter.... but with Jedi. Give me.
Can we get a Star Wars spinoff based around students in the Jedi Academy?
I hear the faint sound of classical music coming from my backyard. There's a forest there and no houses. I'm a little scared.
jake gyllenhaal holding his dog incorrectly lol
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Caught the feels. Tim, you big dummy.
"The Force Awakens” poster artist: “It is far and away probably going to be the best ‘Star Wars’ you’ve ever seen”
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What was life like before tinder had the unmatch option? I don't even want to think about it.
If you use Rotten Tomatoes to decide whether or not to see a movie please don't ever @ me.
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On October 13th, it doesn't matter if you've been naughty or nice. Check out the official @Dismemberxmas trailer:
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I forgot the quotation marks. Obviously I'm not very good at this. (My SAT scores were kinda scary good but that doesn't even matter.)
I aspire to be Meryl Streep in Death Becomes Her is the correct way to say this if this were the SATs. Whatever.
This is the funniest thing I have seen in my entire life.…
Meryl Streep in Death Becomes Her is who I aspire to be.
“Man Buns of Disneyland” is the most magical Instagram account you’ll ever see
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My stalking skills on social media scares me sometimes. 👀👀👀👀
Isn't it bonkers how Emma Watson has become exactly the adult Hermione Granger would be the most proud of?
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Give me the sleeps.
Got me some ~groovy~ new posters. 😍😍 #thebrideoffrankenstein #halloween #returnofthelivingdead #horror #horrorfilm #horrormovies #horrormovie #horrorfan #horrorclub #horrorjunkie #horroraddict #horrorlover #film #movies #scary #posters #posters #movieposters #filmposters
I'm in love with Amy Schumer what do I do
Boys can wear pink, too. #pink #pool #summer #fashiongram #instafashion #fashion #style #styles
Actually Lady Gaga's the only reason I'll watch this season so I'll take whatever "version" of her they give us.
Like, I want full on bat shit crazy Gaga..... But at the same time normal Gaga is just as shocking.
Lady Gaga looks relatively normal in those AHS pictures and I'm not sure if that makes me upset or excited.
What's the hate with Diablo Cody though? I liked this movie and Juno and Jennifer's Body. Pls explain.
It was like the most American movie ever. Meryl Streep can do no wrong.
So I kind of really really REALLY loved Ricki and the Flash.
Also, sometimes you gotta say what the fuck. And make your mov(i)e.
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And the nightmares about leaving my cat and dog behind have begun. Surprised it hasn't happened sooner. 😔
Is this heartburn that I have or is this the devil coming up from the pits of hell? Hard to tell the difference.
But he also needs to stop barking because I'm actually starting to think there are masked murderers in my backyard right now.
It literally has nothing to do with why or what he was barking at but I think the split second of complete fear inspired me. 😆
I'm home alone and my dog just started barking and scared the SHIT out of me, and then it gave me something to write about.
I'm so bored. 😩😩😩
Ive gotten some awesome feedback so thank you if you took the time to watch this.Last time asking to check it out: 😁😁
Lazy dayz. #fashion #mensfashion #menstyle #instafasion #fashiongram #ootd #selfie
A strong work ethic and selfish ambition look the same, but only the former enriches, bitches.
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What on earth compels people to share photos of dead animals to bring awareness of animal abuse?
He somewhere in a bar telling people he dated Beyoncé and the bartender's telling him he's had enough drinks
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Hey movie twitter if you're against harassment online (and women, families) then you gotta face up to this
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'Straight Outta Compton' isn't playing in Compton, because there aren't any theaters there:
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I just remembered about this.Anyone else notice the the Child's Play 2 poster in Straight Outta Compton? Interesting when you think about it

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