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Tim Schilling
If it can be written or thought, it can be filmed. - Stanley Kubrick
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Last night I thought freckles on my arms were bugs and tonight I thought shirts were monsters. What will tomorrow night bring!?
I have a black shirt hanging up like above my closet and saw it out of the corner of my eye and thought it was the Babadook. Oy vey.
If I can see them from my bedroom window that means they can see me from their grave, right? Yikes. I'm done for.
I can see it from my room. Im shocked that some evil spirit hasn't risen from their grave to take me down to Hell after the things Ive done.
I know I mentioned the pond that sounds like a rainforest during the summer but did I ever mention that there's a GRAVEYARD there too!?
There are some demonic noises going on in my backyard right now.
I'll eat açaí anything at this point.
Thunderstorms smell so good!
Fun fact: Detention director Joseph Kahn also directed Taylor Swift's Bad Blood video & the kick ass Power/Rangers short. How cool is that!?
For the record, I like Scream 4 a lot and think Cabin in the Woods is just aight.
Detention comes close, but relatively no one even knows of that movie. And Scream 4 was dated before it even hit theaters.
Cabin in the Woods isn't the next Scream and once we realize that we'll get the horror movie that speaks for this generation's pop culture.
Joe Biden says America should follow Ireland's lead and legalize sex-same marriage
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This transgender model just graduated college and got signed to a major agency
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Our Twitter password is the last 7 digits of π.
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Tony Todd seems to be in everything I'm watching lately and I'm okay with that.
I guess I'll watch The Crow next.... which I may or may not have ever seen..................
Overall, I think the Final Destination series is pretty great. I wish it coulda gone a bit deeper in the whole death thing but I enjoyed it.
Just watched Final Destination 5. That ending was pretty dope. A lot better than the 4th movie.
In case you were wondering, yes, this is one of the greatest things you can put in your mouth.
On this day in 1988, Killer Klowns from Outer Space (Dir. Stephen Chiodo) was released in theaters. #Horror
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I'm so naive sometimes that it's embarrassing.
And now I'm looking up haunted hospitals/insane asylums and actually scaring the shit out of myself.
So far this dude's mullet is scary enough to make me turn on all the lights in my house.
Watching Session 9 and I hope I get so scared that I never want to sleep again.
Reminder that Insidious is actually incredible.
People say why remake Poltergeist when we should be making this generation's Poltergeist. Uhh, @LWhannell and I already did. #Insidious
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Thought a freckle on my arm was a bug and kind of freaked out. I don't know what is happening anymore.
But then with The Final Destination... it was the same exact thing.... again. But I didn't like it as much. So like that's kinda weird.
There's some priest coming to my house soon and I fully expect either him or my bedroom to catch on fire when he walks in the front door.
The Witches is such an adorable movie. More family friendly horror stuff like that pls.
Or I was thinking about my wife, but you know, do you.…
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I love when folks say "& in my mind Im thinking"Alerting u where their latest thoughts began. So they dont think they came from a butt cheek
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Sometimes when I'm lying down I imagine my bed falling through the floor and into a sinkhole.
Time to get off twitter and get some work done challenge
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(Never ever have I ever seen this movie.)
About to willingly watch a Tim Burton film. Who am I??
Sex and the City is such a weird Walking Dead prequel.
Trying out a new moisturizer is giving me more anxiety than it really should lolololol.
And then there's Final Destination 3, which is basically the same thing as the first two movies but I still liked it a lot.

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