friends in college are like
why is this something I would say
Person: so what do you like to do?
Me: I like to chill, eat ,and sleep when I can
Person: Oh that's boring
when you wake up and realize you're still stuck in this pointless cycle we call life
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER 😭�k4
when you're lurking and you find something that upsets you 🙃1
what you want him to say vs. what he says
The difference between a boy and a man
Us: Can we get 3 way FaceTime & better quality charging cables ?
Them: Are you drunk?
Me: "I don't even drujklnm"
When you're driving and someone cuts you off
"Bachata ... Salsa ... Whatever tf you call it ... Don't do that with my husband"
people: "wait, u two aren't friends anymore??! but y'all used to be so close!"
Tryna shower oomf with all of dis
When you're in ur feelings & everyone tweeting the right shit
I'll never understand how cats work...